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letra de super mario vs. sonic the hedgehog - heyyitskris

[intro]
inside joke rap battles!
super mario
vs
sonic the hedgehog!
begin!

[verse 1: mario]
wahoo!
let’s-a-go!
it’s-a-me, mario!
f-ck-a you, you blue cuck!
i’m better at olympic games!
i do not agree with nintendo’s stance on g-y marriage
she’s 4-a years old, do not cream the rabbit and give her your carrot!
you and your liberal army are no match for the very first video game!
your games go so fast, i have a seizure and can’t even play!
you’ll go back to bankruptcy when i show you nintendo power!
my raps are so hot, it’s like i took the opposite of the ice flower!
[verse 2: sonic]
red like a republican?
that’s pretty cringe not gonna lie
with how much of a recolor luigi is, i’m gonna be dissing the pair of ya
you rinse-repeat your game formula, why do people even buy?
with how you enslave the toads, what is this?
early 1800s america?
my frontiers always stay lit, with your games why even bother
i haven’t seen so much filler since mario kart 8’s roster!

[barack obama]
i just wanna say, sonic’s games are hot and he’s even hotter

[sonic]
thanks obama!
if bread in french is pain, then peach’s love life is a f-cking bakery!
and there’s more p-ss in your fandom than when eggman p-ssed on the moon!

[tails]
maybe propose to peach if you want to stop being cucked every night

[sonic]
pumped full of 1-ups, heh, talk about pro-life

[verse 3: mario]
bounce around more than my checks to the irs do!
this-a fight isn’t close to compare
you had to bring two queers in to assist you
that’s a-not-a-fair!
luigi, take the f-ckin’ stage!
[luigi]
oh yeah, luigi time!
i use he/him and am a trans man
if i can transition like this, you too can-

[mario]
oh, you’re-a-following the trends, huh?

[luig]
ma- mario, not now please just let me-

[mario]
i respect you luigi, you’ll always be my sister

[luigi]
this is why i-a-hate you!

[mario]
is that a reference to the creepypasta “i hate you”?

[luigi]
shut the f-ck up and leave me alone

[mario]
it’s just-a-phase luigi
[verse 4: sonic]
well, that just happened
it was pretty f-cking uncanny
anyway, to lighten the mood
time to bring in my main man chef kirby!

[chef kirby]
wait, what?!
sonic, you’re not even my sonic!
we’re mixing up universes this doesn’t make any sense like what-

[sonic]
who cut the beat?

[mario]
is that-a oc?

[verse 5: coldsteel the hedgeheg]
nothing personnel kid, it’d be a crime
if i were to go back on the promise that i made for you
so don’t step over that like, or else friend you’re gonna have a bad ti-

[sonic]
no!
who k!lled coldsteel?!

[verse 6: lord x]
you just keep rhyming nuts and p-ss; that isn’t funny!
stupid memes won’t get you-

[mx]
hey guys, sorry i’m late, traffic was bad
anyways, you just keep rhyming nuts and p-ss; that isn’t funny!

[lord x]
hey, i was here first!

[mx]
yeah, well you stole my lines!

[lord x]
i don’t see your floppy p-n-s on it

[mx]
don’t make me come over there and suck on your magnum dong!

[lord x]
do it then sweetie!

[hypno]
lord x, mx, there you guys are-
what the f-ck are you two doing?

[mx]
get out, we’re having hot g-y s-x!

[hypno]
ah, f-ck, i’m gonna cum!

[squidward]
i am squidward, i am-

[outro: lost gold]
dead

- heyyitskris

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