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letra de do the klutz (epic putz remix) - headsnack

1st verse:
i’m a klutz, i’m not a putz i’m a yutz
i kick shmucks like lionel hutz in the nuts
i’m a spiller, i’ll turn around and bump your miller
k!ll the vibe, vilified like ben stiller
i’m a spaz, a gawky awkward contrast
modest, unpolished & tarnished with a checkered past
time to recap, i’m a klutz fl!cking b-tts
out the front window and into the back
catch a heart attack from the smoke in the rear view
going 80 on the clearview, i’m burning holes in upholstery
clean up aisle 9 in the grocery
that’s my story, i’m a blunderer
a butcher, a fumbler
a bull in a china shop stumblеr
b-tter finger half steppin’ likе frank drebin
unsuspecting, stand and bang my head in

chorus:
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes & coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like puma pounce on a pond of ducks
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes and coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like a puma pouncing on a pond of ducks

2nd verse:
on a flight with the first class upgrade
rocking free vodka til i’m slow on the uptake
hands spaz spilling drinks on a stranger’s lap
then i order another and take a nap
uh, dude i’m really sorry
i’m clumsy, heavy footed lumbering
thundering, mongering, clodhopper pummeling
smooth talking until i’m knocking
over my glass, i’m overtly brash
remote control dropping
watching it like a car crash smash
into comcast trash
walk into walls, bang myself in the b-lls
burn myself and curse my selfworth

chorus:
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes & coconutz
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like puma pounce on a pond of ducks
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes and coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like a puma pouncing on a pond of ducks
3rd verse:
a regina steamer carpet cleaner? dream on! when i have my lean on, best to call fema!
i spill tea on a regular basis making mockery of my homeostasis
a hypocrisy that i’m so graceless yet
blaze through phrases with an ageless greatness
unstableness like a turntablist trying to juggle heavy metal on a leaky vessel
h-llo surroundings,i’m forgetful
my head has constant knots like a pretzel
my limbs have turrets & beget accidents
like pachaderms snacking on laxatives
banging into things, spilling beverages
stepping on toys getting foot hemorrhages
headphone cords yank over my chivas
it’slike a penchant to drench when i’m oblivious
asleep at the switch i b-tch more than darth sidious, b-tch!

chorus:
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes & coconutz
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like puma pounce on a pond of ducks
one bar break (go headsnack go headsnack go)
do the klutz, do the klutz
this is hotcakes and coconuts
hear my ear worms burrow
in your goose bumps
your goose bumps
pumped like a puma pouncing on a pond of ducks
4th verse:
i drench my qwerty when it’s beer thirty
carpet stays dirty cause i’m topsy-turvy
kick my drink like a rockette then curtsey
grab a j-z rag, & clean it as a courtesy
it’s inevitable when i’m drinking several
or sober, i’ll still knock it off the coaster
it happens often, mid-motion i balk
and caution to the wind, i shadowbox my drink
hard to think when i’m spilling drinks in public at the restaurant table while talking dumb sh-t
sp-ce cadet graceful as a savage
chaos magnet banging my head on cabinets

- headsnack

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