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letra de in there like swimwear - haydn startzel

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[verse 1: haydn]
i would appreciate dome from a duck
that would alleviate my lack of nut
’cause b-tch it’s november, haven’t you heard?
no nuttin’ allowed except for a bird
speaking of ducks, have you seen those guys’ tools?
they’re ten inches long and shaped like corkscrews
that’s some centimeters, i think thirty
which makes men less impressive than birdies

don’t think i’m g-y, i mean it’s just fowls
f-ck the s-x, as long as it’s an owl
don’t judge me ’cause you ain’t much better
f-ck the girls peac-cks give me the cheddar
yo, what?
uh, chicken b-tt?

girl you a loon if you think i’m with you
you are ——- insane, coo-coo, coo-coo!
orioles’ oreos are black and orange
a puffin’s m-ff would be black and orange
fellas, do not let her on a heron
one taste and she’s gone, loving like a swan

she’s ——- like an animal, feeding like a cannibal
i can’t think of other rhymes, so, let’s go!
a parrots parents are always real chill
you can take ’em out and home when you feel
but there is a problem if you’re a bit blacker
they’re always yelling, “i want a cracker!”

[chorus: haydn, (jpags)]
in there like swimwear
(b-tch i’m gooper)
in there like swimwear

[verse 2: jpags]
i just ——-, and when i wiped, my ass was clean how’d that happen
and i just brushed my t–th at the same time that i was fappin’
i’d rather have 5 inches of girth than be 30 inches long
and i kinda wanna p-ss out the window right now onto the d-mn lawn

if you got hard, spread peanut b-tter on your —-, got soft what would happen? that’s a mystery
now “blue whale p-n-s” is in my school account search history
power’s out, so i’m p-ssin’ in the dark
if pee’s stored in the b-lls, cum’s stored in the heart
can’t spell direction without erection
do ducks know they’re ducks? man, that’s the real question

i just swung a towel at the tip of my —-
shout out to chad, their flag’s kinda sick
if a wiener’s uncooked, is that —- flaccid?
ooh, ow, ass itch
it might sound crazy, but i just yawned at the same time i nutted
if an owl wanted to give me head, then i might just say —- it

i ain’t proud, but i just got a little hard right after i peed
don’t eat three fiber one bars in a day, take that —- from me
wouldn’t it be crazy if cum was blue?
and just remember: less is more with the lube
right about now i’m in an —-eating mood
follow me, @qaj42

[chorus: haydn, (jpags)]
in there like swimwear
(b-tch i’m gooper)
in there like swimwear

- haydn startzel

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