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letra de marvel vs dc - harvey seasalt

marvel:

this ain’t a battle this a eulogy
since ’08 every movie i’ve dropped has murdered you brutally
punk, no comparison who are you to me?
a washed up 2-bit hack, b-tch i’m back spitting it fluidly
look i got 5 infinity stones up on my hand, and i’m ’boutta f-ckin snap on yo ass godd-mn
aye yo, it’s time for super-douche and bat-b-tch to retire
that versus movie was a zack snyder trash-fire
i’m spiderman in a cypher, you standin’ stiff like stone boy
get in that invisible jet, and fly on home boy
those wonder woman movies further f-cked ya reputation
your franchise ain’t worth sh-t even adjusted for inflation
ya hеroes ain’t relatable, ya storiеs too gritty
and every movie after nolan left’s been horribly sh-tty
go form a committee of writers who ain’t boring and petty
and get some action in ya scripts, i had a war in the city
and when i bury you i’m doin it for mister stan lee
slaughtering every member of the dc family
it’s an – easy task for me
sl!ck and dastardly
k!ll the justice league
then script a masterpiece
faster than flash can see
every movie i drop has been a 10 outta 10
you drop garbage in the cinema again and again
it’s aqua man the super-human fish
man what a stupid pitch
i can’t believe you saw that script
and agreed to produce that sh-t, look
my heroes hot, iron man’s fresh out the frying pan
and thor could pick up harley quinn or raven without tryin man
the watchmen need to watch they f-ckin backs
or end up dying fam, get wolverine’s admantium stuck inside of they diaphragms
i’m better in every conceivable way
and just like captain a b-tch i can do this all day
now you can go ahead and say what you gonna say g
but watch your f-ckin tone cuz you won’t like me when i’m angry

dc:

what’s that?, my p-ssy-senses are tingling
looks like marvel signed up for the 4 o’clock fingering
i’m bout to get knuckle deep in this f-ckin creep
and i don’t need miss martian’s telepathy to put his punk ass to sleep, look
it’s funny how you only focused on the movies
that’s because yo comic books can’t hold a candle to me
my movies break boundaries, yo movies are basic
same formulaic garbage every time you drop one, face it
the real directors don’t respect the bullsh-t you peddle
you give your fans nothin but cut-and-pasted cr-p and they settle
the mcu’s a f-ckin joke, that p-ssy covered in metal (iron man)
is more of a clown than any joker including j-leto, yo check it
my villains set the bar you know ’em by name
im talking joker, lex luthor, two-face, scarecrow and bane
harley quinn, poison ivy, darkseid that’s quite the panel
but have fun with that barney the dinosaur f-cker thanos
or steal some more characters from norse mythology, loki
can bend over and blow me you unoriginal phoney
i started this superhero sh-t you owe me
but you f-cked it up, you ain’t had a good peter parker since tobey
your timeline’s a mess, convoluted as h-ll
if ya goal is confusing fans then you’ve been doing it well
and when it comes to video games i reign supreme
the arkham series is the dopest sh-t to grace ya screen
and injustice 2, gave the people all of the action
but the avengers just gave ’em more d-mn micro-transactions
what the f-ck? you don’t need brainiac to tell you that’s stupid
that’s lamer than hawkeye shootin’ arrows lookin like cupid
or colonel jupiter runnin’ round in his yellow suit with a look on his face
like he knew captain marvel’s a mary-sue, and i’m back to burying you
in the bottom of an aquarium aqua man and shazam laughing
as you blackout like carrigan punk
i’m sick and tired of this f-ckin schtick ya pushing
i’mma tell cat women to step on ant-man and smush him
then k!ll the guardians and chop groot to flora colossi wood
until you fade away like spidey sayin i don’t feel so good

- harvey seasalt

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