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letra de fourth announcements - george carlin

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h-llo, i’m a member of a new organization called the fart retrieval league. do you realize that among the millions of farts which are released every day, not all of them float free. a small, but significant percentage of farts is trapped in seat cushions all over america- hopelessly suspended in foam rubber. we ask you to please help rescue lost farts.

send your donation to the fart retrieval league. we will send you a booklet ent-tled, “the facts on farts”. and say, next time you’re in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart.

this sunday, don’t miss “issues and -ssholes”, an in depth look at questions of public interest. this weekend, “should there be gay smoking areas?” then, relax as s-x and sports get together on “bowling for p-ssy”. (bowling sounds)

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