letra de out of the frying pan - garrett long
[percy, spoken]
severn cups white flour, three cups oatmeal, four cups brown sugar—packed. two cups shortenin’, four cups b-ttermilk, five cups apples—chopped. tablespoon of cinnamon, teaspoon of salt, four large fresh eggs—beat. heat oven—three fifty, grease up square pans, coffee cake for thirty-six… d-mn!
(sung)
got a recipe for disaster
turn the stove a little higher
then jump out of the fryin’ pan
right into the fire
never ever cooked a meal
that didn’t start its life out in a can
yes, i’m the queen of tv dinnеrs
pull me outta the fire, back in thе fryin’ pan
got my apr-n tied on backwards
and the oatmeal’s boiled too long
batch of breakfast biscuits burnin’
and the coffee is too strong
there’s so much b-tter in the batter
it would probably stop the heart of superman
serve up a side of indigestion
slide me outta the fire, back in the fryin’ pan
order up, order up, order up!
[shelby, spoken]
what’s this?
[percy, spoken]
eggs over easy, hash browns, and bacon.
[shelby, spoken]
oh.
[percy, spoken]
why? what’s the matter?
[shelby, spoken]
which is the bacon?
[percy]
got this lumpy pancake batter
and the eggs are all hard fried
what the h-ll could be the matter?
smells like somethin’ evil died
i swear this corn beef hash
could make me turn into a vegetarian
add a touch too much tabasco
and i’m outta the fire, back in the fryin’ pan
[shelby, spoken]
percy, effy sent her oatmeal back.
[percy, spoken]
why?
[shelby, spoken]
it’s a little thick. she could get the spoon in but she can’t get it back out.
[percy]
i forgot to flip the bacon
and the sausage is still raw
and the coffee cake i’m makin’
might just be against the law
i hear the sirens wail
it probably would be better if i ran
but there’s another dozen orders
get me outta the fire, back in the fryin’ pan
(spoken)
so, you think i’m losin’ hannah’s customers?
[shelby, spoken]
oh, they’ll come back.
[percy, spoken]
pretty loyal, huh?
[shelby, spoken]
there’s nowhere else to eat.
[percy]
yes, i can hear the sirens wail
i really should’ve quit before i began
but there’s a sink of dirty dishes
get me outta the fire
back in the fryin’ pan!
man!
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