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letra de peach vs zelda - gaming all star rap battles

[verse 1: peach]
i’m feeling peachy keen
it’s time this princess rises from her throne
when i’m angry
you’ll burn and you’ll be nothing but dry bones
you have a g-y fairy elf frol!cking
through the caves to get you
he looks like peter pan
except he looks more feminine than you do
this legend will be finished
once i pluck your head off like a vegetable
tell link to stop screaming
it’s like he was kicked hard in the t-st-cl-s
it’s dangerous to go alonе
when stepping to the mushroom kingdom
i’m thе original video game princess
that all the people know and love

[verse 2: zelda]
this damsel in distress
shall get burned
from my din’s fire disses
your story may be super
but you should know that i’m a legend
my man is a true hyrule warrior
and yours is just a fat plumber
and what’s with bowser’s kids?
are you secretly their mother?
at least i can fight for myself
and not just stay forever in my cage
your hero risks his life
and all you get him is a nose kiss and a cake
mario’s got a cat suit now?
what? is he a furry?
there’s 100 more seconds for you to rap, b-tch
better hurry
[verse 3: peach]
well excuse me princess
you need to calm your d-mn tits
it’s ridiculous you’re always getting imprisoned
by a fat pig
i seriously hate the fact
that they keep rewriting your story
my hero doesn’t need a sword
he stomps his way through the journey
you say i don’t fight on my own?
i use sports equipment to break you
but at least i’m not the one
that’s crossdressing to look like a dude
it’s not even toads-worth going against you
you’re boring as sh-t
this was fun, but it was too easy to spit these disses
oh, did i win?

[verse 4: sheik]
it’s time to transform so i can teach
a b-tchin’ peach a lesson
sheik is here to burst grenades
and mess sh-t with this anorexic
i got the swift moves and the reflexes
that get me intense
how are you protecting your citizens
when you use them for defense?
this girl is eyeballin’ every man she sees
’cause she’s a two-timing ho
it’s not a surprise that this sl-t uses her ass
to fight in smash bros
one time you rescued mario
and that game was already a hassle
sorry, princess, but i kicked your ass
all the way into another castle

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