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letra de master chief vs duke nukem - gaming all star rap battles

[verse 1: chief]
straight from erid-n-s
it’s officer 117
but n0body calls me that
just call me master chief
so you think you’re bad ass
because of all those aliens you k!lled?
i’m gonna warm things up
i’ll put you to cryo-sleep for some chills
i can carry a large tank
with just one lift with my pinky finger
you may have muscles duke
but i’m the ultimate alien ass kicker
you get distracted easily
because of some girl’s huge br–sts
i’m a spartan
so let me give you an old fashioned
“sparta kick”

[verse 2: duke]
are you messing with the duke?
well you’ve made a fatal mistake
i’m thе motherf-cking king
so i’m the one who makеs the rules, mate
you’re just cortana’s b-tch
you’re like her slave, bro
you’ll be dead in the end
and then there’s a reason to call your game halo
i don’t need any armor in my missions, man
that sh-t is for p-ssies, b-tch
i’d laugh at the scared expression on your face
only if we would see it
i touched the huge tits of lara croft
you just stole samus’ costume design
hail to the king, baby
that’s enough of your crimes
[verse 3: chief]
you’re a hero of america?
i save the whole god d-mn galaxy
the general must have been drunk
if he were to put you in the military
i’d say the perfect girl for you
would be the alien empress
you aren’t even worth being teabagged
’cause, in this war, i was not impressed
it’s time to k!ll with advanced critical mass destruction
your life ends in zero hours
you probably thought you’d see lesbian asians
in the lebanese civil war
if i can take on leonidas
i can take on this little sperm
i’ll change the letters fps
and make it stand for full p-ssy served

[verse 4: duke]
okay, you just p-ssed me off chief
come get some!!!
it’s time to kick some ass and chew bubblegum
and i’m all out of gum
i’ll tear you limb from limb
and plant them in different graves
i’ll give you a headshot
and i’ll eat the remaining of your brains
listen here, master queef
you’re about to get nuked
i’ll break your b-lls
and you’ll never teabag ever again, you douche
117 is the amount of people
that will never play your game
no one will need you so go back to cryo-sleep
and you’ll never awake

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