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[verse 2: tails]
call me tails doll for now
’cause this sh-t is going to get bl–dy
is there anybody who cares for luigi?
nope! n0body!
watch me fly up to victory
with my double tail power
i’ll burn you up jewigi
like i’ve got the fire flower
two tails, two verses
one verse will finish you just fine
you’re just one little booger
even a goomba can make you cry
i’ll ring you out mr. green stache
you’re just a epic fail
so remember the day you tried to beat
the one and only tails
[verse 3: luigi]
it’s embarrassing enough
with your real name, miles
i’ll finish you with millions of dreamy luigi’s
as we bury you in a dog pile
i’m rich ya f-cking fox
i got a mother f-cking mansion
there are lots of people who care for me
no need to mention them
you’re wasting your life source as a bomb
you’ll be dead in this fight
i’m going mr. l on your ass
so this time you’ll be the one filled in fright
here’s one more sentence
that’ll leave your feelings broke you f-ck
you’re just like daisy and the poltergust 3000
you “suck”

[verse 4: tails]
calm the h-ll down man
you’re out of chaos control
just because you’re always ignored
doesn’t you can be an a-hole
you call yourself famous?
you just had 2 freaking games!
you got a haunted mansion
and still haven’t got to your brother’s fame
call me knuckles because i’m gonna
knock you out with just one punch
you’re nothing but a weak, spineless
wussy little, runt
you lost all your lives
and you still will never win a fight by yourself
even toad would say no
if you desperately asked him for help
[verse 5: rush]
its rush on a rush
to kick both of you lame asses out of this
i know luigi here is still a virgin
he lied about having his first kiss
being with mega man ever since
i’m a mega man’s best friend
i’m faster than you both
and more smarter than dr. wily’s sick head
luigi, i’ll beat you so bad
like what dedede did to you in brawl
and tails, n0body thinks
that the second tail is cool at all
i’m taking mega man’s victory back
since he was last place in battle number 3
so i guess it’s clear who won this battle
that’s right
it’s me!!!

[verse 6: navi]
hey! look! listen!
i’m gonna kick your asses
i’ll leave you with a terrible fate
so call me happy mask salesman
luigi you’re a loser
it says so right on your hat
your enemy bowser is too easy to beat
because he’s fat
and tails, that birth effect
made your own parents get rid of ya
don’t mess with the fairy
that serves for link and zelda
rush, go be a normal dog
not goddard from jimmy neutron
i’m not going to heal you guys
so why don’t you all f-ck off?
[verse 7: falco]
hey einsteins
time for you to barrel roll out of this
i’ll run y’all over with my landmaster
why don’t these kids just quit?
you all have nowhere to run
i have every one of you locked
just put your hands in the air
and suck this c-ck’s c-ck
i can take care of myself
i don’t need any leader except myself
navi’s not the only one here
dealing with a bunch of elves
i’m getting hungry like the wolf
why don’t you chumps fetch me some grub?
all of you pansies are way worse
than the starfox sub

[verse 8: kazooie]
squak!
hey b-ttholes, i’m kazooie the red canary
i got my buddy banjo’s back
and i’m sure i’m no annoying fairy
i’m filled with tons of rhymes
better than grunty the witch
with my eggs, you better not f-ck with me
don’t call me a b-tch
you’re in mumbo jumbo trouble
since you chosen to mess with me
you’re all nothing but a bunch of stupid, childish
sh-tty, d-ckweeds
i can do tons of sh-t
and i do it all in a f-cking backpack
this is kazooie on the kazoo
coming in fresh on these tracks

[verse 9: tifa lockhart]
settle down weaklings
time for your final fantasies, b-tch
don’t need a weapon to protect myself
i just use these fists
i been with my friend cloud strife
ever since we were kids
so kazooie, calm your bird ass
your voice is annoying as sin
luigi, tails, and rush
just stop and get out right now
or just stay here and accept your fates
as i knock you three out
navi listen, you’re a annoying squeaker
and falco’s just a pr-ck
i’m a true companion and i’m just a lady
you guys make me sick

[verse 10: clank]
i sense danger lurking
but it looks like a false alarm
my theory right now is that you fools
aren’t causing that much harm
this little robot is the most trustworthy
partner you’ll ever get
and honestly, all of you disgraces
are the worst opponents i ever met
you’re all a bunch of ratchets
unlike my friend, of course
besides tifa here
you’re all just a pile of attention wh0res
sure i may look small
but my power inside is so huge
that it’s absurd, ya dorks
so don’t mess with this piece of metal
’cause i have the strength of captain qwark

[verse 11: aku aku]
don’t mind if i crash in?
time to lay a tiki doll curse
it is i, aku aku!
my duty is to give you your worst
i’m just a d-mn mask
let’s see you try to beat my style
you all are disappointments to me
stop wasting my time
i shall fill your heads with n sanity
then i will control you titans
looks like you all forgotten
about the one you are fighting
you’ll all be dead in the end
and i will not give you a second life
as i show my true magic power
you’ll all quiver in fright

[verse 12: cl4p-tp]
you’ve crossed into the borderlands
leave while you still have your lives
my general purpose is to destroy you all
there’s no need to hide
you shouldn’t f-ck with the
interplanetary ninja assassin
at least i can accept to be
target practice for bandits
luigi’s a p-ssy, tails is a freak
rush is a pr-ck, navi won’t shut up
falco’s a douche, kazooie’s a b-tch
tifa’s a sl-t, clank and aku…ugh
it’s so easy to diss you guys
there’s so many to get
looks like you guys are done…
wow, you’re not dead yet?

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