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letra de memories in bakersfield - gabriel iglesias

love you guys man
i have too many blurred memories here because i was -hmhmhmhm!-
you can’t around here awh man you gotta be careful
because the police here in bakersfield
they don’t mess around
they will stop you for anything man
they got me outside and ya know
-siren-
“what are you doing?”
“uh, walking!”
but i notice something though, if you can make a cop laugh they will work with you
but you really gotta make them laugh you just can’t make them go “ahhh.”
you gotta make them you know, “ahahaha”, you know!
i made a cop laugh so hard one time he almost pee’d on himself
i know this because he told me, he said, “you don’t understand i d— near p—ed myself!”
and here in bakersfield man it’s a little different man
i love every part of this town
i even love oildale!
oh yeah!
and for anyone watching at home going, “what the h-ll’s oildale?”
we- well
-imitates banjo sounds-
yee haw
but i still love it man
i still love it

- gabriel iglesias

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