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letra de took viagra at church - fuzzy butt bassel

[lyrics]
woke up late, poppin’ pills like flintstone vitamins
didn’t read the label now im picturing’ wooden levi’s
walked in the church lookin’ holy but hard
sister mary gasped when i brushed past the prayer cards
pastor said please rise, i already did
that b-n-r hit like jesus flipped the switch
tried to sit down but it looked like a tent
now the usher is whispering this boy needs repent

[chorus]
i took v–gr- at church, now i’m hard for the lord and it hurts
thought it was tylenol, now im sinnin’ in slacks
got a praised b-n-r and a cardiac attack
holy woo-wood in the pew
got a vicar screaming: “not in front of the youth”
it’s a full on resurrection in my pants
and i just wanted jesus not a four hour dance

[lyrics]
grandma next to me humming’ amazing grace
while i’m clenching tight with a red face
the choir beltin’ “oh happy day”
and i’m over here whisperin’ “lord make it go away”
that communion wine hit too smooth
now my pants look like a biblical poof
some lady yelled: “is that a demon in there?”
nah that’s just guilt and a 100 milligrams of despair
[bridge]
i ain’t trynna’ sin, i swear on the book
but the preachers wife gave me a weird look
i dropped my bible and bent too low
now the church moms think i try to steal the show

[chorus]
i-i took v–gr- at church, now i’m hard for the lord, it hurts
now i’m probbing trough the book of songs
raising more than hands and prayers
this ain’t a sermon, it’s a thirst parade
somebody lay hands on my lap
this ain’t holy this is h-rny in a trap

[post-chorus]
i need ice, prayer and probably a lawsuit
but at least i gave jesus something to salute

[outtro]
body of christ, b-n-r of shame
blessed be the stiff, amen

- fuzzy butt bassel

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