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letra de mr. bear vs sackboy - rap battle - freshy kanal

[freshy k-n-l]: here is a rap battle for you guys. mister bear. versus… sackboy… begin!

[eric as mister bear, the creepypasta character]:
it’s time for you to watch a show that’s based on your defeat. i’m mister bearing your life, and you can eat my fat d. you think kart racing is scary? [?] dude, you must be a joke. n0body wants to play your game. suck my sack, you bloke. you can’t rap? pf! guess you’re a bottom. i edit my scary tapes with imovie.com. i don’t even know what’s going on. a bathroom scene in erb? that means mister clean versus king solomon

[jay, as sackboy of little big planet]:
yo’, um… real quick. this dude spent eight years studying bpm. kick it. you think i’m impressed by this furry? b-tch, please. you’re the most annoying thing on a child since fleas. in that kind of cellar, you will never get laid while i get all the b-tches when i smoke weed everyday. l!ck my b-llsack, boy. f-ck, i’m so clever. if you think you will win, the answear is never never. nice fursuit. go get f-cked by a b-ttpluggy. i will compress you hoes and turn you into chickennuggys

[light, as the red of the angry birds franchise]: i’m going to make you see red. you’re going to be dead. we’re angry birds! and i will rip off your head. you’re the reason why ps3 players break their controllers while i’m the reason why rovio crossed over with transformers! i am the red bird, and i’m back in black. your pasta was so bad that i f-cking gagged! my game got two million copys. you can’t defeat us. once you meet us you’re deletus once i yeetus on your fetus!

[matthew, as slenderman, the creepypasta character]: if i was your boyfriend, i would never let you go. i can take you places you ain’t never been before. i go, sway, sway, sway, sway, sway, sway, sway. [geon]: i’d like to be the thing that you want. hey, boy. let me talk to you, if i was your foxy

[vlad, as the mythical sandman]:
i get the real b-tches and i give them real stitches. i am the real midget. you’re just some fakey fidgets. i’m the sandman. i’m not bland, man. everybody here needs to get a tan, man. i scare all who happen to spot me in the night. (huhoo!) i go boohoo, and skoodeloo on your human rights. i skreitch and breitch. if you preach, you can’t stop this dude. scare the f-ck out of you, like cmrb’s zack in babadook

[meta, as waterboy]: i make peepee in my toilet and you want a reb-ttal? eh! call me zander. my room is filled of waterbottles. eh! when i burn you, they’ll report that sandman turned to glass. eh! sandman turned to glass. eh! sandman turned to glass! so in this football crossover, you’re looking a lot lower ‘cause i’ll leave this offflower right under… my car! i will screech if you dare knock. time to give me a fair spot. hit you with my football glove that i bet you’re really scared of. oh, wait. watch out for my car. oh, wait. he can’t hear me, he’s got airpods!

[dustin, as a minion]: i’m a lyrical miracle spiritual liberal. vileral, pileral, k!lleral, litteral. exhileral, liberal, litteral, exhibiting libiting elevators and fillerals niberals. filling the building to the ceiling and billing the children i’m k!lling. grilling a million brazilian to dylan. drinking milk when i’m filming. [dustin gasps] an individual smidgen of a triplet of pigeons, i’m cringing. get pills for the chills of the thrills and you’re tilling for filling. gazilions of brilliant resiliants. gazilions of brilliant resiliants are chilling on the ceiling ’till they stop. welcome to community cop!

[seth, as yubaba]: huh? want to get hit by a lady? you baba not start sh-t with yubaba, you baby. i’ll whoop your -rs- in a sec’ while i jam to hotline bling. my next matchup is joe aikman versus i hate everything. my name is yubaba jumanji crunchy the bunchy lunchy. fungi amigo desp-cito chili con carne burrito. enchilada alfredo taco bello chipotle cinco de mayo. back to you c-nt!

[slix, as tetsuo]: i summa lumma dumma lumma. superhuman, not a human. i’m confusing just refusing the movement, getting loopings. booping on a b00by, i’ll be tuning in. you loony and your movie is a doosy. i don’t want to watch it, yubi! akira is a good movie. even better than some b00bys. i want to eat carry’s coochy. wait, she’s sixteen. no, that’s oofy. i respect women. ask consent, anyone else is sh-tty. yubaba’s nose is bigger than liberty city. you treat your kids the same way you treat your cattle. eh, f-ck it. who won this blocky battle?

[rosie, as venom]:
venom. i need a watermelon, melon. i’m going to turn eleven or seven. venom needs some munchy munchy. it’s time for burgerwar. i said noot noot, let the pingu in. my head goes toot toot, i need ibuprofen. dustin, use another character from my franchise. dr. dre said trans rights
[dustin]:
we have risen on this journey. we have walked up a long path and fought through war after war. now, i am here, to speak in our voices and make a final announcement. can this f-cking finally drop? what the f-ck?! are you actually joking? bam! yo’ what up, s-m-n? tell me, what song is this? i unironically listen to venom and love sandb-tches. everyone falls into fars when i snap. my life is a movie, and the storyboard is fat. now, what the actual f-ck is a w-ng? please text me. and up to this day, i don’t know what is ups-xy. me love stringcheese! big mumma? b-tch, please! the only truth is thanos takes half of your virginity. yeah!

[dmx]:
where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? have that n-gga in the cut, where the wood at? oh, them n-ggers acting up? where the wolfs at? you better bust that if you going pull that. where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? have that n-gga in the cut, where the wood at? [?] oh, them n-ggers acting up? where the wolfs at? you better bust that if you going pull that. [?]

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