letra de the evil prince [ycdtosa 4] - frank zappa
thing-fish: well well well, now, dis de nasty sucker dat be respondable fo de en-whiffment o’ de origumal potium. now, in his infinate respondable party personaged as the evil prince, and through de magik o’ stage-kraft of course, we’s about to see what gwine on in his magikal conjurance up of his lil’ cauldrom o’ doom! now check it on out now . .
evil prince: somewhere, over there, i can tell, (i guess so)
there’s a voice of
a potato-headed whatchamacallit (whoo, do tell!)
who does not wish me well!
his clothes are quite stupid
and also his shoes! (ain’t no biznis like show biznis)
he’s got a big ol’ duck-mouth!
(who knows how he chews!)
he thinks he knows something
about the great plan!
how ultimate blandness
must rule and command
he knows not a drop
not a crumb
not a whit
of the reason for doing
this criminal sh-t
and then, if he did
would it matter a bit?
not at all!
because it is writ:
our beige-blandish god
tends to certify it:
“only the boring and bland shall survive!
only the lamest of lameness will thrive!”
take it or leave it, you won’t be alive
if you are overtly creative!
fairies and f-ggots and queers are ‘creative’
all the best music on broadway is ‘native’
who will step forward
and end all this trouble?
for beige-blandish citizens
clutching the rubble
of vanishing dreams
of wimpish amus-m-nt
replaced by a rash
of ‘creative’ confus-m-nt!
soon, my brave zombies
you’ll make your return!
broadway will glow!
broadway will burn!
(along with the remnants of
everything new)
my holy disease will do
wonders for you!
those lovely producers
who paid for you ‘then’
will do it again, and again, and again!
the spying potato (the spying potato!)
with horrible diction (that terrible diction!)
will rot in the garbage (i can smell it right now!)
when this show’s eviction
takes place shortly after
my alternate sk!ll
of theatrical sabotage
triumphs your will!
i’ve a special review
(yes i know you really do)
i’ve been saving for years
(yes i know you really have)
for a show just like this
(for a really stupid show)
with potatoes and queers
i’ll say it’s disgusting, atrocious, and dull
i’ll say it makes boils inside of your skull
i’ll say it’s the worst-of-the-worst of the year
no wind down the plain, and it’s hard on your ear
i’ll say it’s the work of an infantile mind
i’ll say that it’s tasteless, and that you will find
a better excuse to spend money or time
at a tupper-ware party
so, do be a smarty!
hold on to that dollar
a little while longer
for spending it here
why, it couldn’t be wronger!
what’s happened to broadway?
where’s it gone, all the glitter?
the ‘heart’ and ‘soul’
the patter?
the pitter?
and after this deadly review hits the paper
in will come roper, bender & raper
to legally exercute all that remains
of this tragic amus-m-nt for drug-addled brains
hold on to that g-string
a little while longer
for bending it here
why, it couldn’t be wronger!
what’s happened to broadway?
where’s it gone, all the glitter?
the ‘heart’ and ‘soul’
the patter?
the pitter?
and after this deadly review hits the paper
in will come roper, bender & raper
to legally execute all that remains
of this tragic amus-m-nt for drug-addled brains
hey hey, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey, brai-hains . .
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