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letra de penis dimension [disconnected synapses] - frank zappa

fz: ladies and gentlemen while they’re fixing the amplifiers: the sanzini brothers!

the sanzini brothers!

ho hut
you motherf-cker
you shove it up your -ss
lou jacobi
lou it jacobi

p-n-s dimension
p-n-s dimension

p-n-s dimension is worrying me
i can’t hardly sleep at night
cause of p-n-s dimension

do you worry?
do you worry a lot?
do you worry?
do you worry and moan . .
that the size of your c-ck
is not monstrous enough?
it’s your p-n-s dimension!
p-n-s dimension!
wa oo wa oo wa oo wa
wa oo wa oo wa oo wa

mark: hiya friends. did you ever consider the possibility that your p-n-s, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension! weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being as yourself to have to become a politician, a policeman, a jesuit monk . .
fz: dominus vobisc-m et c-m spiritu tuo
mark: a policeman!
fz: do it again
mark: a policeman!
fz: more, more . . . and that too
mark: a rock and roll guitar player, a b-ss player, a wino . . . . you name it!
fz: hey you sit down and be quiet this is a teen-age rock & roll program!
mark: and, in the case of the ladies, the ones that can’t afford a silicone beef-up, they become writers of hot books . .
howard: manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim . .
mark: or they become carmelite nuns . .
howard: gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit . . . hu hu hu
mark: or they become race horse jockeys! now there’s no reason why you or your loved ones should suffer about the size of their organs. there are enough problems in this d-mn world today, am i right?
howard: right on! right on!
mark: if you’re a girl and you’re troubled with munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school, help me out brothers:
mark & howard: ‘anything over a mouthful is wasted!’
mark: yes, yes. and if you’re a guy and you’re a guy and you’re ashamed about the size of your d-ck. {volman points at someone} ladies & gentlemen, a prime example

mark: and one night you’re at a party and you’re being so be cool . . . i mean, you’re now you’re with this really cool lady and you’re not even wearing any underwear you know i mean you’re bein’ so cool . . . and some guy comes walking up to you, you know, you never even seen before and he’s dressed all in leather, and he walks up to you and he sais these words:
howard: twelve centimeters or less?
mark: he is a lonely guy. and this happens to you while you’re at the party. well let me tell you brothers & sisters, that’s the time when you gotta turn around and look that son-of-a-b-tch right between the eyes. and you gotta tell him some words that could help him, some words that would show him that there’s a better live than the one he’s leaving-living . . . and right now i’m gonna ask my brother jeff simmons behind me here, to help us all in this moment by telling us all these words . . . thank you very much ladies & gentlemen

jeff: ladies & gentlemen if you can dig a country western rap then you’re in the right joint. it’s the sacred song of the hour for all of france and the ruhr valley. my rump hairs long for your sweet love whether you like it or not

these words:
what’s between your legs
is just the last few inches of a complex mechanism which runs up and down the spinal cord and all hooked up to the human brain
which if used correctly can effectively increase the dimension and the firepower of your d-ck to the point where, in some instances….

wa oo wa oo wa oo wa

howard: it could be cl-ssified as a lethal weapon

mark: ladies and gentlemen how about a nice big round of applause for a lethal weapon !!!!!!
we want you all to sing along with us. fill this hall with the sound of your voices. everybody sing p-n-s dimension

p-n-s dimension
p-n-s dimension
p-n-s dimension is worrying me
i can’t hardly sleep at night
cause of p-n-s dimension
p-n-s dimension
p-n-s dimension
wa oo wa oo wa oo wa

- frank zappa

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