letra de merlin in berlin - footprints in the custard
in the distant future of the year 1945, a portal of purple light opens in the sky
king authur has sent merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life
join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems
merlin must bring down adolf hitler’s robo-n-z- empire, close the rupture in sp-ce-time and restore freedom to the galaxy forever
landing on his feet in a stance-of-glory
facing berlin’s streets of blazing-fury
yeah, he’s f-cking cool
without hesitation the mecha-hun are on him
firing laser lugers and blitzkrieg-a-bombing
ha, so what?
merlin stuns the axis horde with a lightning flash from the skies
and uses mecahmedes, his robot owl, to take their f-cking eyes
merlin – hunting down the n-z-s – in berlin
merlin – magic in their faces – in berlin
merlin – in leather on a war bike – in berlin
merlin – f-cking up the third reich -in berlin
he’s a bad-ss wizard motherf-cker
dealing out some kick-ss n-z- karma
breaking them in half with his robot-armour
he’s a silver haired fox
sick–ss magic that’ll surely entice you
taking out schutzstaffel with fire and ice, yeah!
smooth as f-ck
wearing ss officer skin, merlin infiltrates their ranks
summoning forth truman & churchill in giant spider tanks
merlin – riding in on lightnin’ – in berlin
merlin – magic’s kinda frightnin’ – in berlin
merlin – taking down the fuhrer – in berlin
merlin – saving mankind’s future – in berlin
magic rambo, motherf-cker. yeah
do my b-lls smell like hitler
do my testes reek of fascism
does my scr-t-m whiff of the signs of mankind gone wrong
do my b-lls smell like hitler
well… no…
but if they did…
then my pants would be alive with the sounds of genocide
and my gonads would burn with a blitzkrieg from which you can’t hide
my b-lls would incite racial hatred and randomly attack poland
causing britain and france to step in and sh-t to hit the fan
wait what the f-ck am i saying
even if my b-lls did smell like a dead fascist dictator
which in itself is extremely f-cking unlikely i mean, who the f-ck would even know
and why would the smell of my b-lls make me act like such a d-ck
what did hitler even smell like?
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