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letra de jontron vs scott the woz. rap battle. - fightmarker's rap battles

rap battle!
jontron!
versus!
scott the woz!
begin!

jontron:
i guess reddit’s terminal illness is stepping up to me
should treat this sh-t like gamegrumps: just f-ckin’ leave
see, the name’s jontron, there ain’t no way i’m done
your mother’s like gamefillip: b-tch got 88 in 1!
i might get sh-t when jacque talks, but no matter what he’ll say
i’m bound to hand scott shots like copies of wii play!
you make characters and bits for your friends to act around ya
to hide the fact that they’d all rather flextape your mouth shut

avgn:
well alright, assh0l-, you want a war? let’s f-cking do it, then
cuz i met-a-critic, scott, you know i’m up to use my pens
k!ll your friеnds, so it’s a double meaning when i takе a jab
extra t-rdestrial, it’s time i take you to the past!
all your sh-t hit or misses, like you were built for the nes
your monopoly was so sh-t, board james k!lled his f-cking friends
if my era was fed this snooze ass content that your d-ckless fans watch
they’d rather have freddy krueger f-cking give them a handjob!
yo, this dude’s white bread, tv shoulda still kept on the censor
he’s colorblind, he’d probably let jontron say the n word
so i won’t go in circles like this sh-t’s superman 64
ask my buddy, mike, i’ve dealt with giant d-cks before!
scott
hey all, scott here! i was just learning how to rhyme
cuz i was supposed to battle jontron, just to clarify
and then i opened the door and see actually, i’m here to fight…
…who the f— is this guy? oh right, avgn! i love game reviewers, see
they all b-tched, swore, and screamed all the way to obscurity
started out in ’03? i think after all this time, rather its
not really cinemassacre and more cinemassochist!
out of all the wacky antagonists that you dare to attack
how’d you fumble with polybius? just hit it with a bat…
you had control for a while but once screenwave had got that
you got turned to one more middle aged white guy with a podcast
now i’ll admit it, your main show’s pretty alright
but your other series? …..well, your main show’s pretty alright
(no beers at your funeral!) yeah, stop maybe drinking
but then i’d see you twice as angry at an aa meeting

avgn:
god, that sh-t was so boring, your fans must hate joy
i’m being sedated by this f-cking game boy!
irate couldn’t top me, and you can’t beat me either
i’ll chop you into four white guys and call you wii-zer

scott:
you decided not to see ghostbusters 2016?
i’m sure sony was devastated not to have you in their seats
though, speaking of movies, i suggest you stop your b-tching please
i’ve seen more convincing green screens from erbohistory
avgn:
pushing my b-ttons, sh-thead? i ain’t a f-cking power glove
and here i’m thinking hearing you for just one f-cking hour sucked
the web sucks your spiderb-lls, and that’s some f-cking f-cksh-t
the next border you’ll be closed in is a f-cking coffin!
this guy is a sh-tload of f-ck
and i do not mean some, i mean a sh-tload of f-ck
scott the numb nuts, scott the dumb c-nt
scott the nightmare on elm street, cuz f-cker you’re getting dumped on!
you spit it wack, that dumpy flow
then i laugh, you ain’t funny though
i’ll hit and smash this f-cking chode
kicks to your back, then i’ll punch your nose
your sh-t is trash, and it f-cking blows
rather l!ck the ass of a buffalo
i’ve had it man and now you f-cking know
i don’t like him

scott:
in your own time, you didn’t even make the top vids
how s—– does it feel to be under smosh and shane dawson?
you used to scream f—, now everything you do is lame
take the place of chibi robo, i know you like your toilet humor, james
you lost your edge, so don’t claim you got something
how are you gonna listen to some tunes when you can’t even beat bugs bunny?
cuz making pop culture references is how you got famous
(sh-t is that gex?) sure, if he was stuck in his mother’s bas-m-nt

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