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letra de goku vs garfield. rap battle. - fightmarker's rap battles

[intro: announcer (fightmarker) & goku (vinnyo)]
rap battle
garfield
vs
hey, it’s me, goku!

[verse 1: goku (vinnyo)]
you remind me of my buddy korin, he’s also a cat though
you look more like cell before he blew me up, you fatso!
but with enough training, i’m sure to get you on a diet
your type 2 seems strong… now let me fight it
you’re drawn to sleep and dropping z’s and they say that it’s comedy
but comically, it’s fuel for nerds who just like you ironically
i’m not burdened by beerus but a worse feline
you will see my words will strike so hard, you’ll be shaken to your first design
i’ve been the strongest fighter since my first jump in shonen
if you battled with your plate, you’d throw up and start choking
seen your past actor’s allegations, i think i have to say it
maybe murray should be kept away from anyone named davis

[verse 2: garfield (fightmarker)]
huh, oh, you’re talking to me?
just know you’re not dropping that heat
won’t go, you’ll stop and stay freezed
so cold, still hot eat the beat
i was busy napping, didn’t hear all that you said
i must have fallen asleep and spat a hairball at your head
let’s talk about your movie and the dummy who produced it
reverse monkey to man and you get db evolution
they whitewashed you in your story, i ain’t gonna lie now
super saiyan cracker isn’t the form they should try now
not talking lasagna when i take your wife and meet her
you’re a super saiyan god? i guess i’m a non-believer
’cause your horrid lines and storylines just makes the worst mood
knowing that i’ll hate what’s next son-day goku
[verse 3: goku (vinnyo)]
nice verse! i gotta say, you’re confident to diss me
i can see jon’s scared, i’ll kick the tale of two kitties!

[verse 4: garfield (fightmarker)]
a deadbeat who beats people dead, tell your kin their names don’t fit
gohan and goten, why don’t you go-raise your kids?

[skit: goku (vinnyo), garfield (fightmarker), krillin (justgamer)]
hhhhhhhh… hhhhhhhh
what? what?
you’re so…
oh sh-t
you’re so f-cking faaaaake
what the f-ck are you doing–
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa–

[verse 5: goku (vinnyo)]
can never run it back, punchlines are punching bags
always just something whack for this big chubby cat
they still throw money at this sad unfunny hack
though if you’re hungry then this diss is coming back
tubby f-cking tabby’s done if he dares to start attackin’
your birth certificate’s probably an olive garden napkin
i surpass every foe from hit, frieza, and cell
your biggest enemies’ the number when you sit on the scale
and that’s the only way i’ll ever share my power level with you
f-ck a comic strip, i just left you with issues
[verse 6: garfield (fightmarker)]
bruh, shut the f-ck up, this ain’t one of your dumb fights
face the facts doc, you’re the setup to my punchline
and without trunks, that chest virus would have tarnished you
all i eat is pasta and somehow i have less heart issues
your fam has watched your ass get dropped
so. kakarot, go back and sob
by now, their spirits crashed and bombed
can’t wish it back with dragon b-lls
fall down and hit your head again i’m just not in the mood, ay
if you’re j-pan’s superman, then i was its doomsday

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