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letra de seth rogen interview - eric andre

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[eric andre]
uhh, ladies and gentlemen he’s in movies, seth rogen!

[seth rogen]
how is it going? your d-ck is hanging out

[eric andre]
yeah, uh, alright, ooh, xyz, examine your zipper

whhh- what’s- what’s your- what’s your- what’s your- cellphone number?

[seth rogen]
uh, what’s my cellphone number?

[eric andre]
we’ll just put it at the bottom if anybody has some comments, questions about- about-

[seth rogen]
i don’t wanna do that. please don’t do that

[eric andre]
uhh, ok i wanna talk about… you’re in love. you have a wife

[seth rogen]
i do, yeah

[eric andre]
do you have s-x do you make love to that poor woman?

[seth rogen]
well i don’t know if she considers herself to be a poor woman, but
yeah we-

[eric andre]
not monetarily. just what she’s going- what you’re putting her through

[seth rogen]
we have s-x and make love

[eric andre]
do you touch her b–bies?

[seth rogen]
i do yeah

[eric andre]
and she touches your pee pee?

[seth rogen]
she does touch my pee pee, my p-n-s not my literal pee pee. i don’t p-ss on my wife if that’s what you’re asking

-audience claps-

[eric andre]
what’s the most high you’ve ever been?

[seth rogen]
what’s the most high i’ve ever been? uh, i dont know

-eric plays flute-

[hannibal]
sometimes when i get high i think this show is a ploy for eric to k!ll me

-eric plays flute-

[hannibal]
but then i get sober and i be like: “man, i was tripping”

-audience claps-
-eric burps-

[seth rogen]
actually i have a show i wanna promote. can i do that?

[eric andre]
alright, it is velcro time! the velcro time. this is where you put on a velcro suit, jump off that trampoline and you will stick to the velcro wall

-audience claps-

[seth rogen]
didn’t letterman do this exact bit for like 20 years

[eric andre]
if it works it works. hahaha. alright. on your mark. get set. go!

-seth rogen goes through the wall-

[seth rogen]
ugh, ugh, f-ck

[hannibal]
what happened?

[eric andre]
uhhhhh

[hannibal]
y’all spin around like ballers. seething with jealousy i am

[eric andre]
you’re in movies

[seth rogen]
i am

[eric andre]
i just booked a non-union regional ham commercial. you don’t see me bragging about it on television

[seth rogen]
i, uh, i did just see you brag about it on television

[eric andre]
you think woody allen should get chinese castrated, so he stops jerking off his ex-kids?

[seth rogen]
i don’t know

-bleep-

[eric andre]
i got it. i got it. i got it. i got it. sorry about that

[hannibal]
ey, get it together man

[eric andre]
godd-mn it. sorry
we got it

[seth rogen]
you got it. you got it. you got it. got it. got it. got it. you got it. you got it. you’re good

[eric andre]
yo, seth

[seth rogen]
yes?

[eric andre]
hey

- eric andre

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