letra de walt disney vs george lucas - epic rap battles of extreme
[intro: announcer and george lucas]
-door knock-
h-llo, who is it?
oh sh-t, not you!
no! aw no…
it’s time to show you who’s the better director!
epic rap battles of extreme!
walt disney
vs!
george lucas
begin!
[verse 1: walt disney]
hey kids! it’s walt disney, telling this fatass he’s through
i’m the greatest thing to happen since the looney tunes
you made the death star blow up twice? your ideas must’ve began to fade
since now, you’re the reason hollywood came up with micheal bay
you had a strong franchise, but now i guess it seems
you sold out, and now that sh-t belongs to disney
i may have said that you can do anything you want
but that didn’t mean you had to make a third beverly hills cop!
[verse 2: george lucas]
a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
i had no choice but to beat this old man and make it rain
so, you bought my greatest success? well, i don’t really give two sh-ts
cause you’ll lose money when you make it worse than it already is!
you’re a money-grabbing wh0re, we know disneyland ain’t free
you may be older, but you still look up to me
you better leave now walt, or i’ll slice you with my lightsaber
i’m the father of directing, call me f-cking darth vader
[verse 3: walt disney]
i’m the master maker, more adventurous than mr. jones!
so when you talk to me you had better not raise your tone
going mickey mouse on your ass, you’ll need some pest control
if you really wanna come at me, you gotta pay the toll!
oh, you think you’re all that? i got my own amus-m-nt park!
my raps’ll blow your fame up just like the death star
i’ll take your so-called “lightsaber” and make your films a huge wreck
and your movies will never be as good as star trek!
[verse 4: george lucas]
i can’t believe i’m battling a g-y mouse lover
once this battle’s over, i’ll get han solo to make you suffer
you’re a clone of charlie chaplin, so you should shut your mouth
my movies are actually good, what the h-ll is your cr-p about?
my raps will burn you and k!ll you like master obi-wan
don’t think it’s all over b-tch, cause this battle has just begun!
i’ll freeze you in carbonite, cause you won’t get any further
time to finish this off by saying i am your father!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of… extreme!
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