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letra de rick sanchez vs goku - rap battle - epic rap batles

epic rap battles of history!
goku!
vs!
pickle rick!
begin!

[verse 1: rick sanchez]
30,000 witches in goku’s house
god isn’t real
i touched bulma’s blouse
i’ve got like seventy more episodes with morty
and being with morty
just makes me real h-rny
remember in episode 712 when you screamed?
go away, sonny boy
stop it with your schemes
son goku, don’t you even try to diss
i’m smart enough to be a master chiseler
on chisel this!

[verse 2: goku]
i’ve got the dragon b-lls. i am going to win
i’m gonna eat your pickle, rick
oh wait
sh-t
your mom l!cked my dragon b-lls (ball z)
i’m just super sayin’ (saiyan)
hamehameha
i ain’t playin’
rick sanchez always wanna start drama
don’t make me do dirty sanchez
on yo mama
i bet your only comeback is you making a burp
rick sanchez winning?
(-j-panese accent) stupidest s#$! i’ve ever heard

[verse 3: rick sanchez]
wubba lubba dub dub
give me a rub, dude
if i can take on jerry i can take you too
you think you’re tough but i got pics of you watching glee
drink your blood like schezuan sauce
reeeeeeeeeeeee
l!ck l!ck l!ck l!ck
l!ck these mall’s b-lls
call me trunks, i’m gonna f-cking bawl
sakurai better f-cking put me in smash bros 5
or else i’ll get schwifty
get dunked on
die

[verse 4: goku]
(-incoherent screaming)
i’m f-cking goku going super saiyan
watch out b-tch
cause i ain’t lyin
kamehameha
that’s right b-tch
now to f-ck your mom
ouchies, my throat
i can’t even f-cking bare
goku is here to give you a true scare
go away and f-ck your granddaughter summer, you f-cking jew
how many people can take son goku?
(autotune)
very few
very few
very few
very few
-gets hit by a lazer beam and f-cking dies
-cough
ow

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of history!
kamehameha!

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