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letra de pedestrian crossing vs. running man - epic rap batles of history

[intro]
epic rap batles of history
pedestrian
versus
running man
begin

[verse 1: pedestrian crossing ]
whoa! slow it down, mr. gotta go fast
’cause this is one crossing that you’re never gonna pass
i may seem like a calm on-a-stroll kinda fellow
but there’s a reason why my color scheme is black and yellow (black and yellow)
you’re always paranoid no matter the place
it doesn’t help to run away when you’re the negative sp-ce
meanwhile i’ve got the right of way to sn-tch this, and fact is
when it comes to walking over peoples’ lines i’ve got the practice
one small step for me got street safety back
like fresh tar i’m laying heat on the track (tssss)
i don’t even know if you can handle anymore
just one verse and you’re already rushing for the door!

[verse 2: running man]
don’t talk to me about safety, that’s preposterous
your sense of self is more askew than your posture is
i keep people safe with just a quick glance
and there’s no chance you’ll catch me slacking in a bigfoot stance
i can handle you easy, whatchu talking about?
your bars just did what people do when they see me; they ran out
for hanging out in traffic you’re not very street
you’ve got black and yellow colors ’cause you’re always getting beat!
been saving lives since the seventies, i’m a first rate sprinter
only action you get is frozen tongues in the winter
your sk!ll’s like an exit, i’m always gonna be above it
here’s an arrow for you b-tch, i bet you’ll find a place to shove it
[verse 3: do not litter]
yo! you two better pick up what you’re spi- ttin’
’cause all of that should go straight in the sh-t- bin!
i looked for your importance but i couldn’t find it
only crisis that i see is what you’re doing to the climate!
pedestrian, get ready for a hit and run swipe
when i flatten you lyrically across the cross stripes
and running man, i yukio ota tell it like i see it
first place is like that door of yours, you’re never gonna reach it
saving future generations, now that’s productivity
my conscience is clearer than my syllable delivery!
i’ll stand by responsibly while these nut jobs crash
take a seat motherf-ckers, i just took out the trash

[verse 4: disabled parking]
now hold the door just a minute, let me roll up!
you’re all stuck in mid-movement, what’s the hold up?
there’s the traffic stickler and the escape guy that n0body sees
and i guess an ambassador for greenpeace?
trimmed wheels got me blasting past
these nasty hacks, my raps will get me the last laugh
i may be handicapped but i’m still able
to break a motherf-cking table over a couple asses and crack it in half!
the whole lot of you’s a bunch of f-cking jerks
but i struggle to care, this chair’s got mad perks
so i’ll cross the street and litter where i d-mn well please
and yo bolt, find an emergency exit for deez!
[verse 5: toilet guy]
no thanks, gramps, i think that’s quite enough
i stay on the outside to miss that type of stuff
i’m used to smelling ass wipes but it’s not even close
with all four of you at once it’s really stinging up my nose!
litter man, for a clean freak you’re rapping sloppily
unlike that paper you can’t drop a rhyme properly
and why would i be scared of a man in a chair?
i’m untouchable as soon as i’ve gone up a flight of stairs
i’m number one ’cause my flow’s so golden
i’ve got a royal flush, so you best get to folding
and with every bickering pictogram overthrown
i think i’m gonna wash my hands and get going

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide

- epic rap batles of history

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