letra de boudicca vs william wallace - epic fanmade rap battles of history
[verse 1: william wallace]
let’s start this boudicca, i hope you’re ready for a war!
’cause this’ll go down in history as the defeat of the iceni wh0re!
i fight with passion, with gall, with pride in my heart!
my army will charge faster than a cheetah and knock down your ramparts!
for almost an entire millennium, n0body cared about you, you just got forgot
isn’t that sad, considering all those battles that you fought?
i’m a legend, a giant, a hero, you’re just a sissy little queen
i’ll dethrone you, cut you, flog you, stab you, all for liberty!
[verse 2: boudicca]
you think you’re a better fighter mister? well you clearly ain’t!
i’ll off out your nuts and wipe off that ugly ass face paint!
n0body messes with the cеltic queen, i’ll burn your army down!
i’m straight up royalty, you’re just a clown not worth a crown!
whoa whoa whoa, william wallace, you say that i’m the whorе?
i guess you don’t know what the brain is for!
one fell swoop, and you’ll hang on to your life by a thread!
if you think you can slay me, you’ve clearly lost your head!
[verse 3: william wallace]
cut the sass girl, are you leaking bodily fluids?
you need to get out of here, and take your headhunters and druids!
you wanna behead me? ha! in your dreams!
the only thing your culture represents is a basketball team!
you can’t mess with me and get away without paying a toll
did you even care if your soldiers died? course not, you don’t have a soul!
i’ll end your life, and make sure you don’t even twitch!
then i’ll scribble on your tombstone, “here lies one crazy b-tch!”
[verse 4: boudicca]
if you were a true gentleman, you’d refer to me as ma’am
at least i’m not crazy enough to eat the lungs of a lamb!
you don’t have b-lls, groundsweeper w-lly, not one, not two!
even joan of arc has more masculinity than you!
with your skirt and ugly beard, you look like a jock
we’ll have a re-run of your death when i chop off your head and your c-ck!
you best start running like a b-tch before you’re captured
here’s one for the history books, you suck, sir!
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