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letra de animus bell - eliza anastasio

[griffin: um, the bell is right in front of you, and you feel it sort of calling all of you
travis: yeah i pick it, i pick it up
griffin: okay. um… you hear a voice in your head as you pick it up with your one remaining arm, and this bell says]

the animus bell:
you rang?
i’ve been just dying to meet you
i know-
you don’t want to hear it
but look, this arc has been a grave affair
i only wanna lift some spirits
i’m the best you’ll ever meet
when it comes to necromancy
i put the fun in funeral
so let’s get necro-fancy

bodies, am i right?
they’re such a pain-
they’re so disposable
it’s hard to live forever!
when your outside’s decomposable

but what if you could swap
with just a simple hit and run?
they movе on and you move in
and ding a ling you’re done

i rеdefine sleigh bells
i slay in more ways than one

don’t you wanna live forever?
don’t you wanna skip the afterlife together?
it’s now or never
someday death will come
for every human, dwarf, and elf
so ask not for whom the bell tolls
toll the bell yourself!
toll the bell yourself
toll the bell yourself
in short, i’m a dead ringer
i’m an instant one hit k!ll
“but i’ve got an armour class and hit points!”
do you also have a will?

it just hurts for a second, then it’s done
or so i hear
and really, what’s the harm?
the astral plane’s so nice this time of year

slashing damage is so messy
try necrotic instead
i make it fast, and clean, and easy
ding dong, the witch is dead

don’t you wanna live forever?
don’t you wanna cheat the reaper man together?
it’s now or never
someday death will come
for every human, dwarf, and elf
so ask not for whom the bell tolls
toll the bell yourself!
toll the bell yourself

who would’ve thought a thing like me
could cut them down like a knife?
who would’ve thought that someone
six feet underground could give you life?
tell them farewell with their own final breath
someone get this bell a robe
because i’ll leave them read to death
don’t you wanna live forever?
you and i could make them
give up the ghost together!
ain’t i clever?
darling, death is gonna getcha
every human, dwarf, and elf

(spoken)
you could swap spots with an influencer!
you could swap with a king
i don’t care, just
take me

(sung)
don’t you wanna work together?
we both know how this ends
don’t make me wait forever!
don’t let your hit points hit zero
don’t be ashes on a shelf!

(spoken)
be a phantasmal phenomenon!
be drop dead gorgeous!
do a death drop, f-ck it!

(sung)
toll the bell yourself!

[magnus: shut the f-ck up
griffin: well y’got, y’got other stuff, let’s just roll a wisdom saving throw
travis: that was an eighteen, plus whatever my… uh…
griffin: it’s not good for your mannequin body, but you have reclaimed the sixth grand relic, the animus bell]

- eliza anastasio

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