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letra de spongebob squarepants vs captain underpants - eddiefrb

[intro: narrator]
ahhhh, animation vs anything
two of my favourite pants-wearers in the universe
but who will come out on top?
let’s get a closer look
animation vs anything!
spongebob squarepants!
vs!
captain underpants!
draw!

[verse 1: spongebob squarepants]
steppin’ on a beat, you know that i’m ready
so pull up krupp, and i’m not talking ’bout a wedgie
i know you battle naked but that fashion statement
is really leaving nothing to the imagination (my eyes!)
listen buddy, if i’m being honest
when it comes to stripping, better stick to the comics (please?)
when compared to my three topping box office hits
man, your film hit the deck
and then flopped like a fish!
i’m bathed in acclaim and all ages adore me
your pages are aimless, profane and so boring
were labelled as lame and so dav pilkey phased you out slowly
replaced by your maker’s new stories
alright pinhead exhibitionist, give it up
quit showing kids your good noodle, you’re no mrs. puff
but as far as schools go, yours is in safe hands
‘cuz you were the first one, to get your waste banned
[verse 2: captain underpants]
stand down, squarepants
i’ll wring out this sponge with my bare hands
you’re an inferior species, what could you know about taste?
you get excited by a pile of trash on a plate (ha-ha-ha!)
always laughing, but i will leave this foe in silence
i’m the captain, you couldn’t get a boating license
while we’re rapping, sit at ease and admit defeat
like the super bowl, i’ll flush out your sweet victory
your show’s too mighty for networks to take it down
strong enough to jump the shark in a single bound
got the tighty off-whities, i’m lookin’ sl!ck
while you are a sponge and you still have no drip
your panty raids are wicked
admit it, evildoer, you get no britches
who let this man cook? his bars are torture
stick to flipping patties, that’s an order

[verse 3: spongebob squarepants & squidward tentacles]
[gasp] an order? squidward!
yeah, i heard ya
no shoes or shirt
but we’re still gonna serve ya (sigh)
my karate sk!lls leave your cheeks turning red
so like a krabby patty, i’ll turn this beef on it’s head (argh argh-argha-ghargh!)
i make work fun, your school is such a bore
you don’t corrupt kids’ minds, kids are corrupting yours
and i do my job well, while george and harold get you laid off
how’d you get more dirty-minded after getting brainwashed?
you fight for all that is pre-shrunk and cottony
but blackmailing children?! now that’s dirty laundry
i met a bunch of heroes and i gotta say they’re stronger
then this super zero who won’t last a second underwater
[verse 4: captain underpants & george and harold]
what’s the deal, bub? you got me all wet
under the sea is right, you get an f!
you’re just another troublemaking brat
that keeps stretching my patience and it’s gonna-
snap!
tra-la-laaaaaaaaa! it’s no wonder
your animation went in the gutter
like nick had altered your business model
from flipping patties to flip-o-rama
stephen had said that his wish was to try
to convince the execs to get spin-offs denied
but then came sponge on the run, almost as if it was spite
nickelodeon died on that hill when hillenburg died

- eddiefrb

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