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letra de lofi girl vs. cassette girl - eddiefrb

[intro: eddiefrb]
animation vs. anything!
lofi girl!
versus…
cassette girl!
draw!

[verse 1: cassette girl (dayum dahlia)]
let’s kick it back to the ’80s and stick the tape in
as i deliver the greatest of rhythm and syncopation
against a scholar who copied off studio ghibli’s homework
and changed it up just a little in hopes that we wouldn’t notice
low fidelity? the h-ll is that even supposed to be?
oh, you’re telling me your melodies put us both to sleep?
playin’ non-stop in the background of a frathouse
you merged for the merch
now you’re chilledcow’s cash cow
artist goes by “soft”, i’m goin’ hard though
dondrrr dons the mark of don demarco
takе you down like how your channel gets strikеs
maybe study copyright law next time
[verse 2: lofi girl (stargirlkyu)]
excuse me
could you please keep it down?
your hair’s made out of tape?
i wish it was your mouth
i’m the master of spinning tracks when it comes to streaming
so sit back, study, and relax to this lo-fi beating
you were scr-pped as a mascot
looks like you’re still active though
tell me, how could someone rappin’ this bad host a talent show?
honestly, no wonder you lost your fame
’cause this battle’s like newgrounds: you’ve got no game

[verse 3: cassette girl]
you couldn’t back up half the sh-t you’re saying
gonna need to add an mla citation
when it comes to rappin’, like her shirt, she’s unfit
get her out of cass’s hair and back in ludwig’s
it’s really no wonder why your pandemic growth stayed
the coronavirus left your viewers with no taste
take it from an android
this streamer’s an automated loop at best
no amount of studying would help her pass the turing test

[verse 4: lofi girl]
the whole ‘net thirsts, for this webtoon
from cassette girl, to cassette goon
in the long run, as an art form
looks like softdon turned you softcore
granted, phantomarcade gave you a glow-up
but not even fnf could get this android to blow up
and now the only thing that your artist is known for is that
ironic – anchor electronics just keeps holdin’ him back
so now i’ll put this to bed
give cassette a pillow fight
lofi still makin’ the bread, got that loaf eye
like your namesake, your days came and went
so call me a walkman, ’cause i just played cassette

- eddiefrb

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