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letra de gumball and darwin vs calvin and hobbes - eddiefrb

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[intro: announcer (eddiefrb)]
animation vs. anything

gumball and darwin
versus
calvin and hobbes
commence!

[verse 1: calvin (skeeptieel) and hobbes (seth wisniewski)]
i’m not whistling dixie when i say my intro’s decent
cure your permanent joy virus with the real world’s treatment
if you’re terrified of tina, you can’t fight calvinosarus
it’s a pro cub scout against two dolts lost in the forest

i’ve got the eyes of a tiger
and the maw of a disser
used to fire deadly shots
like a sp-ceman spiffer

gross won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
tackle and knock you out ni-cold for your spittle’s principle
tickled pinky malinky and now your fame just alludes me
you’re against copycats but you’re two replicas of susie

with your stale style, gumball
don’t bite off more than you can chew
i’m sure with your verses
this battle will be called hip flop 2
[verse 2: gumball (eric the audible), darwin (eddiefrb), both]
uh, who are you again?
seriously, i can’t tell a bit
let’s use their time machine
to go back to then they were still relevant

on the track i got bite
an alligator on the train
you’d better stuff it thought you’d win?
were you imagining again?

i dodge and dare you
to bite the bullet that i’ve been tracing
can’t handle flow, you hate bathing
my world and rhymes are amazing

people find your jokes hi-larry-ous
but i find it nefarious
a schizophrenic terror kid
who’s tiger is his therapist

you better call up tobias to be your friend
becuase your only other one appears to be out for your head
use your cerebral enhance-o-tron or give us the writer’s block
but your wounds from the cretinizer?quite visible when you talk
[verse 3: calvin (skeeptieel) and hobbes (seth wisniewski), both]
heh, he got you there

shut up, hobbes
don’t you hiss at me
i can invent rhymes so sweet
they call me calvin, boy of diss-tiny

but i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage war on
they should change zach’s legal name to elmoron
i won’t make a hobs crk; you’ve got no sign that my flow’s though
this is the second rap you’ve spat proving that you need to grow up

you got de-moe-lished on the mic
your verses left this tiger snoring
i’m tired of spitting lyrics now
let’s go exploring

[verse 4: gumball (eric the audible), darwin (eddiefrb), both]
what the what? that’s rich-ard
you need to ketchup with your raps
this slow tiger’s queries would flow better in trap

when we complete calvin and hobbes
these two simians won’t be missed
an unresponsible kid and his jaw dropping comic
stripped
the only bombs you could drop are chocolate frosted sugar
your series couldn’t carry its weight and now bill’s a pencil pusher
and you’re pushing daisies like anais; no longer in the paper
washed up by our watterson flow, now you’ve met your maker

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