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letra de parakeet steve's special hall of fame - echorift, oncill, and sleepless

parakeet steve: heh! i’m parakeet steve! i’m just a silly little baby but i love the jungle! i mean look at this place! there’s so many interesting creatures around here!
parakeet steve’s mom: steve! be good out there!
guy: oh i’m walking down, oh
parakeet steve: uh woop-dee-doop-dee-doo i’m just a little parakeet minding my own business!
guy: inaudible there’s this f-cking parakeet in the way! stomps
parakeet steve’s mom: wah dies
parakeet steve: sounds of mental anguish mother… what have they done to you?
…i will avenge you…
i’m gonna k!ll them. i’m gonna k!ll every last one of them

i’m gonna take away your moms. just like they took away mine…. you’ll see

he took many victims. from all over

he did
he k!lled, k!lled eighty-three
eighty-three people to his beak, his blade
he k!lled and then he ate
and they were very sad because they had families

narrator: the town started an ad campaign against him and it went a little like this
my name is the mayor
and parakeet steve is a b-tch f-cking assh0l- we hate him
as a town we will hunt him till he’s dead

parakeet steve!
(he’ll k!ll again)
(he’ll k!ll again)
he is f-cking crazy!
(he’ll k!ll again)
(he’ll k!ll again)
parakeet steve!
(he’ll k!ll again)
(he’ll k!ll again)
he is going to k!ll you!
(he’ll k!ll again)
(he’ll k!ll again)
parakeet steve: ahaha i’m brutally murdering somebody!
guy: no no no no man listen you can’t– parakeet steve: guttural shriek
another guy (possibly scandinavian): oh, oh! a parakeet!
parakeet steve: huh?
guy (maybe the president): what a sweet little parakeet, i’m, i’m so glad to see you little guy!
parakeet steve: hmm, n0body’s ever been this kind to me. must be a kind man. d-mn

now, parakeet steve grapples with his life choices! will he choose to be a serial k!ller again?

he’ll k!ll again
he’ll k!ll again
he’ll k!ll again
he’ll k!ll again
i’ll f-cking do it again!

parakeet steve: no, no, i mustn’t k!ll. i shan’t! oh, oh heavens

as the man was speaking kindly
steve felt a warmness in his heart
the man was suddenly in harm’s way
and steve jumped to save him!

as steve stepped in front of the kind man, he put himself in harm’s way, and subsequently fell to the ground, dead. the townspeople gathered

(is that that serial k!ller parakeet?)
stop, stop! my name is the mayor, and i declare that that parakeet saved the president’s life
(what?)
we have to sing for him and put him in the hall of fame!
(okay!)
and i know
your soul is in the heavens, where you belong
flying high

and i know
we’ll always be best friends, and you belong
in my special hall of fame!

so long, kids! and remember, even if you’re a serial k!ller, you can always save the president!

- echorift oncill and sleepless

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