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letra de anton murphy vs shuffle t - don't flop

[round 1: shuffle t]
first of all, i just want to thank don’t flop for giving me this enormous star
can i please get your autograph, can you please sign my daughter’s bra
i can only take this battle so he can finally get to talk at last
i love all of your awesome bars that leave your opponents torn in half
i just think-oh sorry mate you’re not who i thought you are
i bet even though it’s battle rap that hurts
i thought he was howard brown from the halifax accident
now your try out was a sequence of boring, awkward speeches
the hardest battle i’ve ever judged for all the wrong reasons
what a f-cking beg
he has beg on toast for begfast and he begs for dinners
he only goes to church so he can beg forgiveness
he sits outside of a tescos then he begs for liquor
you can tell him he’s a begger i bet he’ll beg to differ
now let me put this into a language you know, dramatically slow
you’re bad cause you’re actually a practical joke
everyone here is effectively pranking your phone
and you’re too f-cking stupid to hang up and go
but you called me out cause you hate me
but me and marlo refreshed the scene
don’t get me wrong i’m not saying we’re the best the league has ever seen
but at the very least we made your weak bars seem extra weak
so don’t you dare come today and labor any scheme
about football, hockey or table tennis teams
football schemes have been done!
f-ck sake
you reuse old lines in the worst way
that makes you out to be a f-cking bird brain
oh, one second {answer phone}
h-llo? yeah it’s eur’ mate from don’t flop’s 1st birthday
turns out they want back all of the wordplay
reusing old lines is so stupid it hurts
he doesn’t seem to care if somebody was using them first
he said, “i’ve just written a song for something new in the works.”
he started doing a verse and i knew all the words
i’d start calling you a c-nt but you’re the sort of c-nt
that when you’re calling him a c-nt, he’s like, “yeah i’m a c-nt”
it’s like, “no, you’re a f-cking c-nt.”
just to reiterate; you are a f-cking c-nt
you attention seeking, pathetic and did i mention, you’re a f-cking c-nt?
f-ck your claim to fame, b-tch it’s over, big brother’s done
you’ve had your 15 minutes and you don’t get another one

[round 2: shuffle t]
when people say i k!ll it they mean that i have been a threat
when people say you k!ll it they mean the vibe of the event
like when this battle was confirmed, you should’ve seen what this clever f-cking tweeted
“the rest is up to god”, you f-ck n0b, you think he’d ever come between us?
like he’s going to come to a rap battle, in brixton, and let the f-cking second coming great us
do you believe whatever stuff the priest says
were you told by a vicker that if you could have s-x and suck his p-n-s you’d get extra hugs from jesus?
oh yeah, god’s up there now going, “hmmm, there’s that syrian war i should really handle
where ah kids get hit with bits of shrapnel
but first i better visit bagnal to make anton murphy win a battle
c’mon jesus let’s hit the chapel!”
it’s straight pathetic, you crave attention like david brenton in that training session
this goes to all try outs, pay attention
wait a second and play defenses
don’t flop stage is set but you make an effort before you make an entrance
coming into the league guns blazing every where statements sent
about taking heads won’t get you fame, respect or pay your debts
so go and make your threats
but it’s safe to reckon for you the game is ending
for trying to f-ck with posh like david beckham
and why are you always going about going to a top university like that’s important sh-t?
you’re privately educated, of course you did
oh, what? you didn’t know?
yeah his mum paid for him to go to private school
just check is big brother admission tape he admits it straight
that’s why none of your insults about cl-ss can intimidate
it’s ironic i was state educated and my cl-ss is in the middle range
but when i learned how to finger paint you learned how to figure skate
no really mate, it’s pirouette and figure eights are frigging great
back at lunch he’d hang with the pope and sit and wait
and if his salad and roasted chicken steaks are a matter of only minutes late
he’s angrily throwing dinner plates
school trips away to all 50 states, a fricking slave to christmas day
you’re so posh you finished everything you say with “sil-vous-plait”
but i thought he’s from the streets, that’s what got his presence so large
well fine i’m from berkshire, b-tch that’s why i go hard
yeah, you might not expect it but i’ve seen some things in those parts
last december i was just walking through an old park
i look over to see an man going through a lone path
out in the cold dark and he was wearing no scarf
well i’ve been pretty tough so far
but that’s some cr-p i’ve had to live with
the house that i grew up in only ever had six rooms
having a tiny house put the butler in the a big mood
so every now and then he would serve us really sh-t food
like fish stew
you see he wants us segregated, but that’s not what don’t flop is
separated, but if you want us locked in boxes i’ve got the lock pick
see when i drop this hot sh-t it’ll make locksmyth
drop as fast as a john smith thought quicker than a hot chip, obnoxious
i’m my most prop sh-t if he got p-ssed
watch my dogs rip your fox quick
i’ll clock orange you to repeated watch grist in a mosh pit
of 14 year old fanboys posh kids
just to reiterate, you are a f-cking c-nt
your tension is weak and pathetic and did i mention you’re a f-cking c-nt?
you’re a f-cking c-nt, you’re f-cking c-nt, you’re a f-cking c-nt, you’re a f-cking c-nt
die, die, die, die, die, die you f-cking c-nt

[round 3: shuffle t]
thanks for the free tea i needed some pg’s
people been calling this a grudge match, this isn’t a grudge match
this is a 15 minuter trying to make his come back of something that he sucks at
motherf-cking thug rap
you ain’t got the will from hubcaps to dust flaps to mud caps
bruv that’s stuff that you just lack
so f-ck that and f-ck anyone saying that this guy’s harder
i’m smarter, my mind’s sharper than the top of a trident
you can’t conquer poseidon or topple the giant
i’ve got the knowledge of mayans scholars and writers on the horizon
the philosopher’s mind and a doctor of science
i’m thomas aquinas with god on my side like protestant choirs
saying this was a good match up is a horrible lie
i only took this battle cause it was comically timed
the hatred that i have for you is not a disguise
i’m disgusted to say that you even share this hobby of mine
you hungry for fame and over confident brick
pr-ck
honestly brother if all you want to do is get big
then go hop in a whip and drive it off of a cliff
think about it, there’s pros and cons to the sh-t
like you won’t probably live but it’s a great way to make some twitter follower’s click
and for us, you dying is a f-cking positive thing
thought his try out is a cl-ssic, but it wasn’t the script of gone with the wind
the only reason he didn’t temple tap is because he’s a d-ck and he’d probably miss
dreams of being a celebrity, head shoved up his -ss
dreams of being a successfully newly discovered star
well you won’t make that stage off the strength of your current bars
you’re steve baldwin, without big brother no one would know who the f-ck you are
and they said you’re a snake on big brother you had to stoop down low
the real you is only someone you can know
we had 24 hour surveillance on you at home
and we still didn’t get to see the truman show
so i know you’re feeling not everything is right with the world
i know you feel you’ll never get the hype that you’ve earned
i actually felt for him, til i saw this guy had the nerve
to get into a f-cking bar fight with a girl
pathetic
and threatening women and kids on twitter online is worst
this is you getting the f-cked up life you deserve
and in the club when you catch a girl’s eye and you flirt
it might help if you don’t mike tyson her first
threatening women on twitter is what is what this guy might tweet
hitting girls in the club with a mai tai knee
throwing out like he didn’t have the right id
check it out everybody it’s a pint sized bleek
but he acts like he loves the hate it fuels him, he can’t get enough
then went on big brother and they booed him and that set him up
he went writing his diary in his room and got upset as f-ck
and we saw him crying over the booze like a depressive drunk
now don’t get me wrong, i’ve got nothing against a man that cries until he gets pander-ized
we all get kinda sad inside, i’ve had my times, but on big brother?…on channel 5?
…and it’s live?
where’s your dignity? you’re way too easily antagonized
he goes from tough to effeminate it’s absurd to see the paradigm
in a couple of seconds he goes from hercules to pantomime
so f-ck the pretending you don’t deserve to see my battle rhymes
until you stop being so f-cking pathetic and you can learn to be a man inside
but the truth is, i don’t even hate you anton, f-ck it i don’t know how to
cause me hating you would be like me hating on a statue
it just makes me look bad and there’s no added value
on hating you, when i don’t know the first thing about you
i mean as battlers, we have characters and that could be said to me
but he’s too far gone he’s had his mask on as far back as his memory
so his attempt to be a celebrity is all a wanker like anton will ever be
and so you should f-cking look at yourself in the mirror
and ask if you’re happy with that as your legacy
and!
if you don’t want people to bring up big brother in a f-cking battle
then don’t go on big brother or don’t f-cking battle
time!

- dont flop

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