letra de pleasure of a pixie - dogo7
flora snozc-mber suspected something was a little off when her scrawny mother tried to pleasure her when she was just six years old. nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans
it wasn’t until she bumped into the devilishly considerate pixie, mildred nolan, that her life finally began to make sense
however, mildred proved to be grateful and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with sitting. flora soon learnt that mildred had taken an oath never to smoke a human being
when flora’s scrawny mother is injured in a safari accident, flora realizes her own life is at risk
despite mildred’s foul odour and pointy hat, flora finds herself falling for the pixie. only fate will decided whether she k!lls or protects her
one night, a yeti appears before flora and warns her of a darkness within mildred. the yeti gives flora the tiny gun – the only weapon that can defeat a considerate pixie
will flora find it in herself to k!ll the only creature who has ever made her feel truly on edge? (hint: yes!)
praise for pleasure of a pixie
“oh my golly gosh – where can i find myself a tasty considerate pixie?”
– the daily tale
“oh please! like a human would ever be able to k!ll a pixie with a tiny gun!”
– enid kibbler
“i didn’t like the scrawny mother at all and was glad when the safari accident happened.”
– hit the spoof
“the blurb spoilt the plot. i don’t need to read it now.”
– zob gloop
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