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letra de join or die - dj indian village

i’ll start this out by saying
that in this battle, we all just playing
anything offensive that i may declare
in this environment, it is all fair
just thought i’d get that outta the way
prepare to crawl up in dismay

shout outs to juan martinez for inspiring me
to my home boy shrek for teaching me how to barbeque fools
sending love to mr. knapp and mrs. fajardo for these lit sk!lls
enlightened

flipped through my text messages and i see a little note
had to tell my side b-tch to pause the deepthroat
turns out that little rahul did a decent job roasting me
i read it and pictured him, sweating on his pc
put it on the internet, now that sh-t is permanent
you started the argument, this is now a tournament

this little kid thinks that his dad is the sh-t
and begins to talk down to my dad, what a hypocrite
your dad’s never home, n-gga leaves you alone
you might as well be disowned, he gets you the worst phone
if you think that you’re rich, just look at my savings account
i’ve got more money than your sperm count
your sperm is mostly lipids, i bet you a million
this roast is more cold blooded than a reptilian

can’t imagine why they still care bout you
your mommas not proud she only lie bout you
your parents sit around and only cry bout you
bsg parents only laughing at you

all you do is copy
your d-ck is probably floppy
you always have embarr-ssing -ss clothes
i wanna walk up to you and say “what are those!”

your fat -ss can’t even see his own little sword
the little 1 inch thing you play with when your bored
get back to your conscience because you just got scored
this rap about to get me to the top of the billboard

your jewish g-y brother was a miscarriage
he was more athletic than you until he perished
your fat -ss will never have a normal adulthood
why do you always act like you’re from the hood

you can’t even write lyrics without some -ssistance
in school, your neck makes you have no persistence
asking og:xp for some d-mn commitment
your burnt body is gunna need some treatment

sleeping with a body pillow, probably pretend to f-ck it
your parents spend all their money on a house and now your think you are rich as sh-t
i know that your mad, no need to throw a fit

your mom probably got an abortion not a miscarriage
i bet that pradeep is her tenth remarriage
go have s-x with ishaan in the batting cage
for you that will be the golden age

ya i am skinny, but at least i am not fat
why don’t you suck on ishaan’s baseball bat
you probably think you’re an aristocrat

your a g-ylord
when you grow up you will have nothing to pay for
your pillow will be my cutting board
you’re always on xbox, you must be f-cking bored
you play the guitar but you don’t even know how to strike a chord
b-tch i’ll use your forehead as a dartboard

rahul, you have autism
you have a f-cked up metabolism
your a disgrace to brahmins, convert to catholicism
why can’t you f-cking learn to take constructive criticism

you’re g-y
n0body wants to be your bae
your d-ck is as skinny as hay
n0body likes you, go away

move to venice, you suck at tennis
after this rap you have no way to replenish

go suck ur d-ck
even though it is as small as a tooth pick
just kidding your not that flexible
don’t even try to do anything s-xual

yo rahul, bet you wanna eat my b-lls
you would suck on those things like halls
my b-tches get wetter than niagra falls
then when they don’t get some, they suffer withdrawals

you always act like a big b-tch
shut the f-ck up before i throw you fat-ss in a ditch
your feminist mom looks like a witch
go hand out with ishaan when he throws you a pitch
my homie vikas looks at holes and gets an itch
yo mom’s f-cked up face makes her look like a glitch

yeah i said it, you were probably an accident
you were a mistake, she shoulda been abstinent
its ok, thats what makes you you
afterall, you look just like winnie the pooh
nevermind, winnie the pooh is skinnier than you

now that you’ve been through h-ll, crying along the way
i’m pretty sure there are some words you will need to say
end this sh-t unless you want some more
accept defeat and bow down to your mentor

dj indian village
ayush mc pterodactyl

- dj indian village

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