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letra de i'm not your personal it guy - devo spice

[chorus: 4x]
click on help. (call someone else!)
or figure out how to freakin’ (google it yourself!)

[verse 1]
i’m not your d-mn personal it guy
i get no peace but at least now i see why
you ask me about computers, apparently i’m
the only person who knows how to turn the d-mn things on
oh look, you can’t configure your outlook again
well maybe you should write the settings down, my friend
but that might require a little effort from you
and mr. big shot has more important things to do
it’s fine if i have to explain it one time
but we’re at number 29 and i’m losing my mind
so i’ll just drop everything, deadlines be d-mned
and explain again though i know you’ll never understand
close all of those windows, let’s begin
click on this, click on that, now put your p-ssword in
see, you don’t need to be a total wiz
no, i don’t know what your p-ssword is

[chorus: 4x]

[verse 2]
why are your problems automatically mine
no, it’s fine, i’ve nothing better to do with my time
but it’s not like i ask you every day for help
when i make a dookie and i can’t wipe myself
so what were you trying to do when the error appeared?
then i curse, ’cause it’s even worse than i feared
i see your pc is an ancient jalopy
and you’re trying to copy a dvd onto a floppy
first of all, where’d you even get a floppy disk?
’cause really, i didn’t think those things still exist
secondly, i don’t want to be a spoil sport
but that’s an ethernet cable, that’s a usb port
if you buy something new and don’t know how to hook it up
it doesn’t make you less of a man to look it up
you claim you’re not an idiot, well prove me wrong
and stop giving me more material for this song

[chorus: 4x]

*beep*
“hey tom. i was wondering if you could help me out
(oh, here we go.)
i picked up a pc on ebay and got a great deal
(uh-huh.)
it’s a pentium “eye-eye” with 16 “m.b.” of “r.a.m.”, whatever that is, and it’s running at 120 “m.h.z.”
is that fast? and i want to see about installing windows 7 on it. can you help me out with that?
(bill gates couldn’t help you do that.)
anyway i got a great deal on it
(no, you got ripped off.)
so i bought some songs from the windows media store and i can’t get them onto my iphone
(of course.)
i was wondering if you could help me with that. also i’m working with some pictures i took. i downloaded photoshop from this web site i found
(oh no.)
and i can’t find the red-eye reduction b-tton. do you know where it is? oh, and while i was on that web site i got an alert that my pc was infected with a virus, so i clicked on it and downloaded a bunch of software
(you didn’t!)
so i should be protected now, but my pc seems to be running awfully slow all of a sudden
(well yeah, now you’re infected.)
i was wondering if you could give me a hand with that. give me a call when you get this. (i most certainly will not!)
thanks, tom. bye!

[verse 3]
it happens every day, and i can’t get away
’cause they follow me around like a dog who wants to play
i know when my phone rings my day will be wrecked
when my boss says “tom, can i see you for a sec?”
a second rapidly becomes an hour and a half
i would laugh, but i’m not part of the it staff
so i don’t know what i’m doing, i just click around and curse
and pray to various gods that i don’t make the problem worse
funny how i said before this day was gonna drag
now i’m workin’ quick ’cause his cologne is making me gag
he says i have to fix it and it can’t wait till later
and somehow it’s my fault he never backed up his data
there’s still a couple quirks and it’s making me berzerker
dammit jim, i’m a mac, not a miracle worker
and when i finally fix every problem he ever had
my uncle calls asking ’bout his son’s leap pad

[chorus: 4x]

- devo spice

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