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letra de mortal kombat: epic rap battle 2 - dashiexp

[verse 1: raiden – dashiexp]
yo baraka your breath hot, get some binaca
look i’m not bitter about last time, it’s just you face
you just an ugly -ss dude
anyway, uh yo

you beat me last time
that was a fluke!
they need to throw yo -ss off a plane
no parachute!
uh!
a while back i said you was top 5
ugliest dudes i ever seen in my fuckin’ life!
well, forget that
you move to the first spot
every single pic you take
lookin like a mug shot
i wouldn’t waste my time on instagram
no amount of filters can help this man!
man!
when the fuck’ you gon’ learn?
face lookin’ like you got six-degree burns!
b-tch!

verse 2: baraka – dashiexp]
ah raiden listen
you my boy and everything, we go way back
but you need to change that karate gear
that shit smells like doritos and sweat
look

first of all wheres the 5 that you owe me?
you used to be my homie
now you act like you don’t know me!
you been actin’ phony
since the time you tried to bone me
and i knew that you was sweet
’cause you told me you liked ponies!
i’ll admit it
i’m ugly as hell!
but you only see baraka hittin’ on the females
and
not to go into a lot of details
but i have seen you in the past
rockin lee nails
man!
you must be new to this
i beat 3 times
and we only done 2 of these!

[verse 3: jax – j.d. witherspoon]
yo, haha, what up y’all?
you know it’s big jackson in the building about to rip this ugly -ss dude
you know i get down, haha
yeah, yeah, yeah
aight’ let’s go

yo baraka
you uglier than flocka
after i whoop yo -ss
you gon be runnin’ to yo mamma!
you shoulda never battled me dog
you don’t want this beef!
matter fact go to the dentist
and fix them fucked up teeth
ha ha!
kabel said you and raiden
are way more than best friends
y’all sleep in the same bed
watching two and a half men
you know its big jax
stashing b-tches on his back
last time you seen a b-tch
our president wasn’t even black!

[verse 4: baraka – dashiexp]
uhh, that was cute jax, that was cute
by the way, can you tell you tell your mom that i left my cellphone charger in her dresser
i’d appreciate that
look

uummm…
how the f*ck your name jax?
yo mamma only had you
just to claim you on her tax
spandex
metal arms
this dude sweet
someone ring the alarm!
look!
raiden single
let me hook y’all up
plus
you his type
he like them swole up!
oh!
now i know why y’all go to the gym
it ain’t to work out
it’s so y’all can get it
innnnnnnnnnnn!
need i say more?
me one
you none
no need to check the score
b-tch!

- dashiexp

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