letra de i heart dave - daniel tosh
got 4 more years of bush that’s exciting. woo! he should come out tomorrow and decide to rename iraq to “strawberry shortcake land”. then people will be like “you can’t do that!” then he’s like “i f-ckin’ did, i’m going to the ranch leave me alone.” then n0body can ever attack again, “we’re gonna go fight….. strawberry shortcake land”
“no you’re not, they smell too good!”
president bush, that’s why you never tell a r-t-rded child he can be whatever he wants when he grows up. oh holy cow, “i wanna be king!” alright, calm down bleeding hearts
those pictures that came out of abu ghraib were considered torture, yet anne geddes can shove a naked baby in a watermelon and call it july
“hmm, i didn’t get it whos anne geddes? i’m gonna have to google that joke when i get home”
and then you’ll see she’s shoving naked kids into produce it’s torture! even celine dion’s baby is in there. which she probably enjoyed: a little piece and quiet. that kid probably can’t wait to get old enough to grab a razor. yeah, you would like to be her kid?
dave matthews band sucks. if that upsets anybody in here you’re the problem with this country. because somebody had a difference of an opinion than you you felt personally attacked instead of focusing on the bigger issue: why do you listen to sh-tty music?
you think it’s trendy for young kids in j-pan to get tattoos of words written in english? think they’re walking around “check this one out it means love and water!”
my friends love tattoos i’m like “are you kidding me?” if you’re gonna get something written on your body get the words “i’m dumb” and that’s it. that way in 10 years when you’re like “why did i get this?” you can be like “ohhhhhoho me dumb not talk hurts earb-lls”
my friend is like “it’s an artistic expression!” i’m like “wow it looks like a b-tterfly above your cooter. it’s like a stinky caterpillar”
“daddy, where do b-tterflies come from?”
“well everyone knows boy it’s from the vagina!”
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