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letra de 12 micro-songs to sharpen your chastity - daniel thrasher

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[song 0: intro]
alright, here we go

[song i: pokémon]
if you can name every pokémon
then i get to call you a nerd

[song ii: dinosaurs and meteors]
dinosaurs
i like dinosaurs
but conflictingly, i like meteors

[song iii: what’s the deal with kale?]
what’s the deal with kale?
it’s lettuce with a spine
should we be eating that?
i don’t wanna eat that

[song iv: get out of here]
if you don’t speak english, get out of here
yeah, i’m talking to you, tiny baby on my flight

[song v: b84]
b84, that’s a bingo
or a prerequisite to be the president
[song vi: too many melons (in my fruit bowl)]
there are too many melons in my fruit bowl
i want better fruit, i demand better fruit
there are too many melons-

[song vii: well well well]
“well, well, well” said a plumber with a stutter
“bang, bang, bang” said the drummer with a gun
“zoom, zoom, zoom” said buzz aldrin on the moon
“you look just like your father”
a h-rny widow to her son

[song viii: the problem with basketball]
why do they call it basketball
when really, it’s more like a… funnel ball
in the sheer nature of the shape
of the-… of the… basket-

[song ix: jury duty]
the stress of being picked for jury duty
was enough to send me off on a murdering spree
now i’m at the trial i was supposed to see
but a defendant now, pleading not guilty

[song x: (i’m in) heaven]
heaven
i’m in heaven
a busty lady’s on my flight
and there’s turbulence tonight
oh! heave-
[song xi: which one is more important?]
which one is more important?
a coffee with caffeine in the morning
or a coffin that is clean for the mourning (you can only pick one)

[song xii: arby’s bees]
i read an article once about bees that lived at an arby’s
do you reckon those bees paid nightly fees at the arby’s?
are arby’s bees’ airbnbs?
or are arby’s bees living there rent-free?
brb barbie, arby’s are bees’ r&b bars and bnbs
at the arby’s

- daniel thrasher

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