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letra de smosh vs. marble hornets - dani frias & danii

[opening: ian (fightmarker), some dude]
mickey mouse, if your finger knocks his assh0l- you’re not going to have it
shut up!

{intro: anthony (rabi), ian (fightmarker)}
man, i knew i shouldn’t have given those pills to that homeless guy instead of change
dude, i flushed my grandma’s pills one time and she only died once
wait, who even are you?

{verse 1: anthony (rabi), ian (fightmarker)}
this the homeless guy?
no, ’cause he said that “pills are fine with me!”
this was just the guy who made a series from his diary
the one who’s logging slеnderman?
yea, we should call him “jay”station …..thе channel?
i know but that was lame
we were pioneering skits before the platform knew you
i guess your series dementia works, it even spread to youtube
like you got trapped in a hotel and you didn’t even smash, right?
’cause all his characters are gay p-rn!
and who isn’t from time to time?
but anthony, he’s been through a lot should we just spare him?
nah
because every film student’s a sn0b
alright!
he’s used to leaving all his friends ditched
unless filming plans switch, but now we’ll be shooting at your lens
b-tch
{verse 2: jay merrick (danii), hoody (snakebite126)}
in search of answers, i entered their home
they’re in denial that they’re just a corporation not a show
went from doing lipsyncing of other people’s cr-p
to some music worse than nerdcore rap
i don’t think i’ll get it from your passive story
two nerds getting big from live action dorkly
whether it’s smosh games, or anthony walking out
their whole channel’s just a bunch of people n0body cares about
they should just begin airing out, selling in this like i’m rhett and link
no use going totheark
if the very ship they’ll get will sink
and then they suffer after farming views again on twitter timelines
i don’t think it’s just me this time

{verse 3: ian (fightmarker), jay merrick (danii), rapping moon
(zawesome)}
well my pink frosted sprinkled donut’s better than your stupid horror show
it could even write its own that could go toe to toe
you find a legend (uhhh)
wait 10 days (stop dude)
and pretend that it gets you (i-i need you to stop)
then you-
i’m gonna rap against you!
-unintelligible-
i’m gonna rap against you!
-unintelligible-
i’m gonna rap against you!
-unintelligible-
i’m gonna rap a-
{bridge: alex kralie (taigatonic), jay merrick (danii), anthony (rabi), ian (fightmarker)}
jay… jay!
were you following me this whole time?
look at you
you don’t come to people’s houses and sp-wn s-x offenders
let alone created by two washed guys on youtube!
hey!
zip it assh0l-, i’ll get to you next
’cause like youtube with your sketches, this guy’s got me to the neck
what is wrong with you, alex?
is this really a big deal?
they’re only doing this nonsense just so that they can get meals
that’s not even-
say one more f-ckin’ word and i’ll shoot all three of you
you’re mad their stupid project’s beating you, and if you-
-coughs-
do you need some mucinex, bruh?
no, i think we need to tell them that their movie
f-cking
su-
-gets operated-
not cool, assh0l-s, he just lost his meds
who was that? who was that?
i hope you made enough bread. (did you just put someone else in the house?)
you better switch to cop or any other costume that you brought. (is there someone else in the house right now?)
because he’s coming, he waits for no one (are you even listening to me? i’m going to shoo-)
what the f-ck
{verse 4: anthony(now masky) (rabi), ian (anthony)
they call me masky ’cause i get all the b-tches
don’t know why ian is talking when his movie’s left in ditches (bro.)
i could scalp you from your bowl cut and put you back in your place
and it could last quicker than this with his camera in my face
you’re all terrible, relying on old sh-t for a laugh
this battle’s jessica, i carry this b-tch on my back
so let me end it here so i won’t have to hear your wallowing
and make like smosh and leave with no one else following

{spoken word: anthony (rabi), food battle announcer (justgamer)}
anthony. anthony, you just won rap battle 2025
what are you going to do now?
i’m gonna dig in my b-tt
oh boy. can i join?
h-ll yeah
-static noises-
oh my god

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i’m gonna go sniff danii’s musty ass

- dani frias danii

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