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letra de what dirty minds u have - dana dane

[intro to verse 1]
dane: yo, joeski love
joeski: what’s up, hops?
dane: i got this story to tell you, see your mind is at
joeski: all right, so let’s hear it, let’s hear it
dane: yo, what i want you to do, right?
joeski: uhuh
dane: give me the cue and i will drop it
joeski: you ready?
dane: okay, whenever you give me the cue
joeski: here you go, one… two… three… drop it

[verse 1]
last week i threw a party, it was extra phat
in my condo in brooklyn, yeah the bachelor pad
now i was getting set for the party that night
hooking up the snacks, punch, and the party lights
running kind of late but things couldn’t be better
when this girl came over by the name of loretta
she said
loretta: “dane sweetie, can i give you a hand?”
that’s when i whipped it out on her like a rubber band
dane: “well here you go honey, do it. for me, please?”
dane in falsetto: “i do know how,” she said, “i know it’s hard to believe.”
dane: “well it’s time you learned. here, assume the position
it’s not that different from whistling or kissing
now get a good grip, message it a bit
now wet it with your tongue or the tip of your lips
yeah, you got it. you’re a natural, a pro
now go ahead and do it, hun’.”
loretta: “what?”
dane: “you know”
loretta: “i don’t think i can.”
dane: “hey give it a try. i know you’re sure to get better as the time goes by.”
loretta: “if it wasn’t you dane, i don’t think i could do it.”
dane: “i’m not trying to rush you hun’, but please get to it
you’re wasting time. the guests will be here soon
and you still have to blow up all these party balloons.”

[chorus]
(ooh la la la repeating in background)
tell me, what dirty minds you have
oh, what dirty minds you have
ooh, what dirty minds you have

[intro to verse 2]
dane: oh ho joe, i saw what you where thinking!
joeski: yes, you definitely almost caught me out, there
dane: yes, yes, yes
joeski: you always do
done: yo, but i got another one
joeski: you got one more? a’ight
joeski: on the count of three — just drop it

[verse 2]
well i’m tipsy at a jam, sat-rday evening
feeling kind of blitted and i thought about leaving
but i’m not the type that drinks and drives
so i stepped for some air, right outside
recognized a girl and explained the situation
gave her my keys and directional information
she agreed to take me home. now wasn’t that great?
“you’re name is dane, huh? i read it on your plate.”
“oh by the way”, she said, “my name is betty”
“you look like a betty that i might have met already.”
she just smiled and gave no reply
as i thought to myself, “well, my oh my”
we soon pulled up to my beachfront house
i said, “i need a little favor,” as i kissed her on her mouth
“now would you do me something?”, that’s what i insisted
“sure, okay, i’m with it.” and she anxiously persisted
to take it out my pants and she made it jungle
“now go ahead an hold it, hun’. it’s not gonna wrinkle.”
“should i put it in?”
i said, “of course, please!”
she fondled it a while, then she played and she teased
fumbling on the porch, trying to put it in
she said, “it won’t fit, dane” and she giggled and she grinned
“i’ve tried and i’ve tried, but it’s far too large.”
now it was time for the dane to take charge
so i pushed and i shoved and i pushed ’til she screamed
“ooh, don’t strip it. here, take the vaseline!”
so i greased it, slid it, turned to the right
woooh, i’m in! what a night, what a night
“never again,” as i panted and swore
“tomorrow i’ma change that lock on the door.”

[chorus]
(ooh la la la repeating in background)
(joeski: ooh, yeah!)
what dirty minds you have
(joeski: mm-hmm… yep)
what dirty minds you have

[outro]
dane: yo, joeski! am i the dude or what?
joeski: you’re not the dude ’cause you didn’t get paid! did you get paid?
dane: yo i, yo i, i
joeski: did you get paid?
dane: you, you are joeski love
joeski: i know who i am
dane: and i am the dane
joeski: i know who you are, but did you get paid?
dane: the overlord
joeski: you’re talking about locks and balloons. i want to know did you get paid?
dane: what can i say? (what happened to the girl?)
dane: i am what i am. (come on, man)
joeski: the party was whack and what happened with the balloons?
dane: yo
joeski: who cares about balloons and locks?
dane: okay, check it out. yo, dre!
dane: andre’s out. yo, howie, you…
joeski: nah.. you! answer the question. did you get paid?
dane: i am the dane, what do…?
joeski: no. yes or no. (what do you expect?)
joeski: i don’t want to hear (what do you expect?) about the locks no more
joeski: i want to hear about the girl. what happened with the girl?
dane: yo, joeski
joeski: what happened to betty? did you… did you get paid?
dane: yo, what do you (i think she wrote you a blank check) want me to tell you?
joeski: the checks bounced, man. you didn’t get paid
dane: ah, you do me like that do you?! (i know you did not get)
joeski: you didn’t get paid
dane: joeski!
joeski: did you get paid? yo
dane: yo, let me answer like this, “i am the dane.”

- dana dane

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