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letra de apologies to denver - dan harmon

[intro]
yo [x13]

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p-ssies flowing – sorry
p-ssies like fountains – sorry
p-ssies like a river
i’m an -rg-sm giver - sorry
alright – sorr-
yo

[verse 1]
here’s the thing about me and your mom
i objectify her when i’m rapping but we get along
i’m an equal to her, she’s a partner to me
i support her from behind i don’t lead the patriarchy
denver town – i f-ck your momma – sorry
when i f-ck your momma
my d-ck shatters the glass ceiling
that’s the point
i break it with my big hard hammer d-ck
we’ll edit that later so it sounds like i came up with that
big hard hammer d-ck

[verse 2]
denver town – i f-cked your momma silly – sorry
i f-cked your momma so hard i’m like billy bob th-rnton
sorry – i know you probably don’t like him
n0body does – he’s like human lichen
that’s a kind of mold or spore
f-cked your momma out on the floor – sorry
but it was – it was intimate
it was the floor of a – a cabinet
specially designed
by an architect i hired to make her feel fine
not that she needs my help
i took her to a restaurant she chose through yelp
she said “can i get potatoes?” i said “yes”
i say yes to everything your momma says – guess what?
she loves me more than you
does that make you feel emasculated?
it made her feel elevated
like the altitude of

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p-ssies flowing – sorry
p-ssies like fountains – sorry
p-ssies wet – sorry
p-ssies getting juicy – sorry
p-ssy’s a classic like i love lucy – sorry

[verse 3]
sorry not sorry not gonna apologize
f-cked your momma between her creamy beautiful thighs
sorry – and creamy doesn’t mean white
it just means smooth and delicate and tight
but i’m not body-shaming either
if your momma was fat, i would still eat her beaver – sorry

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p-ssies flowing – sorry
p-ssies like fountains – sorry

[verse 4]
here’s the thing about me and your mom
we’re equal partners and our relationship is strong
i wouldn’t cheat on her, i wouldn’t run around
i would never talk to her as if she was down underneath me
i always consult with her
unless i get irritated then i go rarrrr! shut up!
but… you know… big hard hammer d-ck
i look inside and i see two settings
one for my d-ck and the p-ssies that i’m wetting
i thought it was a favor, i thought it was chivalry
i didn’t know ’til i looked inside of me
i said “oh sh-t! i a part of misogyny!
i’m contributing with silence to patriarchy!
rose mcgowan had to step up hard
then they suspended her from twitter – remember that?

[hook]
denver town
city on a mountain
p-ssies flowing – sorry
p-ssies like fountains – sorry
p-ssies like a river
i’m an -rg-sm giver – sorry
alright – sorr-
yo

[verse 5]
f-cked your momma so hard she started giving water
f-cked your momma so hard my d-ck became her daughter
my d-ck is now a woman it’s got titties called b-lls
i took her to canada – niagara falls
and i married her, i’m committed to her for life
i’m like a spoon married to a knife
we’re silverware, me and your momma
we belong together forever
i wanna
i wanna be with your momma forever

- dan harmon

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