letra de pooping the charts vol. 2 all-out sh!tfest - cs188
[intro – ke$ha]
hot and dangerous, ’cause we got a cl-toris!
tonight we’re getting hard, hard, hard, ha-ha-hard
[song 1 – like a g6 far east movement]
poppin’ bottles in my b-tt, like a blizzill
when we do it, we do it in my v-g-n-
(glitchy bullsh-t)
now i’m ridin’ three d-cks
now i’m feeling like blowin’ jesus
now-n-now-now-n-now
(more glitchy bullsh-t)
p-ssin’ in my ride
drunk, ’cause we actin’ like we sober
gimme that mo-woah-way-way-way-way-way-way-way
gimme that ‘stal-‘stal, ladies love my ’stal
at my table gettin’ ‘stal, g-g-get my ’stal
now get me two more ‘stal, ’cause you know it don’t ’stal
now i’m feelin’ like a flying sofa
lol, lol, lol
[song 2 – firework katy perry]
do you know that there’s doodoo in a plastic bag?
de ne-de ne-de ne
what the f-ck?
do you ever feel like–
[song 2.5 – like a boss andy samberg]
a boss?
okay, so take us through a day in the life of “the boss”
well, the first thing i do is;
swallow a dude’s d-ck, crash my car
suck on debra’s d-ck
(like a boss)
eat some sh-t
demand a refund!
(like a boss)
sh-t on debra’s memos
i’m fat, i’m fat, i’m fat
hit on debra (like a boss)
get rejected (like a boss)
sh-t on debra (like a boss)
eat some p-ssy
yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!
black out in the sewer (like a boss)
meet a giant bagel (like a boss)
f-ck his brains out! (like a boss)
[smtpe tone]
[song 2 – firework katy perry, chad kroeger]
katy perry
ah-ah-ah
you’re gonna lea-lonna-lea–
just oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
after a hurr, comes a durr
’cause baby, you’re…
katy perry
woah!
oh, shut up!
you’re hard
come on, let your c-ck burst!
baby, you’re fifa
[smpte tone]
[song 3 – love the way you lie eminem, rihanna]
eminem
you ever love somebody so much, you could f-ck ’em?
and you swore you’d never f-ck, now you’re in each other’s–
rihanna
assh0l-
’cause i like the way it hurts
rrrr
eminem
they don’t know you, ’cause today, that was yesterday
yesterday is today, that was yesterday
today, it’s a different day
now you get to watch aleve out the window
guess that’s why they call it a-leave
rihanna
rawr- ni
(random repeating and stuttering)
eminem
now i know we said things, did things, that we didn’t
and now we’re in each other’s facebook
rihanna
just gonna sta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
the-e-e-e-e-e-e-re
wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-atch me-e-e-e-e
(too much stuttering)
eminem
i never cum so much again, i guess i don’t know my own d-ck
aaaaaaaaaa
rihanna
that’s alright, because i lul’d
(random stuttering involving shamwow! guy and eminem)
i love the way–
[song 2 – firework katy perry]
you lie
’cause baby, you’re a faaf!
come on, let your c-ck shoot cum across the sky-y-y!
[song 4 – scooby doo theme simple plan]
i see cum on scooby-doo
scooby doody-doo, ydood-ood
i see you, pretending you gotta sh-t
don’t hold back!
i see you, help!
we need some cum from you now
you know, we gotta m-st-rbate!
fap, fap, fap!
and scooby-doo, if you cum, you’re gonna have yourself a s-m-n black!
that’s a fact!
[song 5 – your love nicki minaj]
shorty, i’m only gonna tell you this once
moron, m-m-moron
i lul
you’re like a candy store, and i love your -n-s
but my vision ends with apple
i mean, he was adam
i think i was a wh0re, wh0re, wh0re
but he didn’t get raped
[outro – katy perry, far east movement, ke$ha]
katy perry
go ah, ah, ah!
do you ever feel like–
far east movement
loading three d-cks?
katy perry
c-ck, c-ck, c-ck!
(ke$ha)
you know, you don’t wanna mess with jesus (my leg!)
katy perry
hurricoaster, you’re original, cannot be replaced
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