letra de the most erotic song ever - crudbump
[verse 1]
cuddle up friend
i got a song for your ears
loosen up your belt
it’s the s-xiest song you heard in years
what did aristotle say to plato?
a-take a look it’s in a book like a rainbow
dewey decimal catalogue an ovum
bloodrush to the corpus callosum
set the ringing in your ears off
a-get the tingles in your fingers off
yeah
i take your belt and your things off
mm-hmm
i take your necklace and your rings off
air still as i whisper soft
and time stops with its arms crossed
[chorus]
this is the most erotic song ever
mm-hmm
this is the most erotic song ever
[verse 2]
this is the most erotic song, i need a planet to populate
birds heard my song, now they’re trying to copulate
deer in my yard straight having an orgy
french people calling asking me if i’m dirty
h-ll no!
this is natural!
this is the history of man and the history of animals
and every last thing on this earth
rocks tried to f-ck and then they turned into dirt
bugs trying to figure out if they have a d-ck or not
l!cking on each other, don’t care if they get sick or not
squirrels heard this song, they’re all in my nuts
bears heard this song and now they’re trying to f-ck
salmon heard my song and now they’re swimming upstream
grab ’em out the river like a fisherman’s dream
[chorus]
this is the most erotic song ever
this is the most erotic song ever
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