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letra de protect ya passwordz - collegehumor

[intro: mc safesearch]
you know what they say: mo’ money, mo’ passwords to protect that money from hackers, ’cause there’s mo’ of them, too. mo’ money, mo’ potential problems, but mo’ passwords, no hackers. yeah, mc safesearch

[verse 1: mc safesearch]
online, i’m shoppin’ and i’m feelin’ fine
but i gotta use some passwords to keep what’s mine
passwords are codes that protect yo stuff
you gotta keep them all secret to stay safe enough
“but then how do you remember?” is the question that i get
i say, “why not use the first name of your favorite pet?”
mine’s my dog, mr. noodles. it don’t matter if you know
’cause i was tricky and replaced some vowels with zeroes
i mean, not. you know what? never mind
that was a general example, not specifically mine
and if you try to log in, you get my username wrong
wait, did we just show the title at the start of the song?
aw man, gimme two quick seconds
i mean, i’m not worried, dawg, ’cause i’m password-protected

[hook: bobby secrets]
keep your words, keep your passwords tight
if you keep your words a secret, it’ll be all right
if you wanna be safe, pick a real good word
don’t say the word to a talking bird
you gotta go with a phrase that no one knows
don’t ever write it down, don’t let it show
don’t you ever let it slip in front of a hacker
you gotta be extra careful with your secret password
[verse 2: mc safesearch]
there we go, my accounts all safe and sound
git, yo whaddya think you’re doin’ creepin’, peekin’ around?
did that video show what i just typed in?
i just changed my login, now i gotta do it again
now it’s tellin’ me i can’t change it again that quick
when i was typin’, i really hope you did not film it
hey, i just got an alert that my account got hacked
but they don’t have my social numbers, so i can just relax
why would you show this, man? what a terrible choice
i said that they do not have my number, please listen to my voice
oh cool, that was another message about my account from my bank
sayin’ i just bought a speedboat, so that’s cool, thanks
and a car and a fur coat and yet another boat
these hackers are the worst, they really get my goat
i was tryin’ to spread the word about keepin’ passwords safe
but this whole song is blowin’ up in my face

[hook: bobby secrets]
keep your words, keep your passwords tight
if you slip up, you’ll prolly get hacked tonight
then someone will use your cash to buy a coat
or a boat or a car or another boat
you can’t be too careful with your info
don’t ever let it slip, don’t let n0body know
you never know who’s watching
sometimes stealin’ someone’s stuff is the only way
they will understand
[spoken outro: mc safesearch}
hey, bobby, where did you get that coat? did i just get my identity stolen by my backup singer? dang, i’ve known you since the fourth grade, bobby. i even shared my pizza bagels with you

- collegehumor

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