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letra de hate weird facebook guys - collegehumor

(hook)
[robyn]
just gonna sit there and stalk some girl
spend all night commentin’ like a bunch of pervs
don’t understand why there’s 10 replies
it’s not like i ever met you in real life
i hate weird facebook guys

(verse 1)
[chad]
i can’t believe you’ve been to that place. i’m always there. just not on weeknights

[chris]
yo, it’s been a while, right?
girl, you looking d-mn nice

[chad]
remember me? we met last night in the keg line
i thought we hit it off, right?
you got plans for tuеsday night?

[nate]
hi there, what’s up? wanted to say
i think it’s fatе
that you live on my friend’s dorm room floor and by the way
next weekend i think i’m gonna be in town and was thinking may-
be we’d go on a date
and see what happens later
[chris]
hey, who’s this moron?

[chad]
yo f-ck you, dude. go away

[chris]
you f-g, come here. i’ll kick your ass!

[nate]
aw, babe, are you okay?
are you in pain?
need chicken noodle soup? p.s., i’m nate

[chris]
how’s your bro, dan? he was such a badass!

[dad]
he passed away

[todd the bod]
hey, thanks for the ad
you model?

[bo]
hey, you never came
to class. it’s all good. i’ll bring the notes to your place
hey, was outside your door for three hours. you never came
no worries, i can come back again
(hook)
[robyn]
just gonna sit there and creep my parents
man what the h-ll, is this the way you get your kicks?
i’m wearin’ overalls, no skin at all
what the h-ll, you creeps, that was my mom’s birthday
that was my mom’s birthday

(verse 2)
[nate]
you ever see a friend of a friend that you never met but knew you would cl!ck?
it’d be a shame that you never got to know me

[chad]
was at bojo’s on friday
were you there? i must have missed you

[chris]
hey, i tried to hit you
up, but you don’t answer. you swore that you
would call me back tomorrow, i feel up to make the drive down

[nate]
this was prob’ly a mistake but you blocked me
would be cool to undo it
[todd the bod]
who’s the guy with the spiky hair?

[sam]
who’s this doucher?

[will]
who’s that dude?

[elliot]
boyfriend, aw

[chris]
just got to your campus. wanna meet up?

[chad]
hey there babe, i was just browsing. where’d your photos go?
why’d you go and change all your settings around?
miss your halloween pics

[nate]
hey, it’s me. it happened again
accidentally blocked me girl, but that’s okay, wink
i just found your mysp-ce, can you add me?

[chad]
missed you at shot night

[todd the bod]
what are you doing now?

[chris]
come on and call
me, i’m in your hall

[nate]
just put you in my top friends

[sam]
messaged you again

[will]
yo, you gotta stop by steve’s

[nate]
h-llo h-llo

[ben]
remember me? we’re in the same psych class

(hook)
[robyn]
just gonna go ahead and message me
we’re not friends, to me you’re all just a bunch of creeps
oh what can i do to stop these nerds
it seems desperate but this is my last resort
i’m deleting my facebook
i’m deleting my facebook

- collegehumor

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