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letra de squidward vs benson - cmrb

[intro]
epic cartoon made rap battles!
benson
vs
squidward
begin!

[verse 1: benson]
mordecai and rigby, take this assh0l- away and put him under the sea!
no matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
oh wait, i don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
no wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a b-st-rd!
do i even need to try? i can get skips to f-ck up your squid ass
and your nose is bigger than mr krabs’ weird fetish for cash!
how can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a pr-ck
and grow some b-lls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom d-ck!

[verse 2: squidward]
could you be quiet? i’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!
quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employees for being better than you
i’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
my voice is annoying? you sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumb-lls!
i don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on tv
you need to stop being a little b-tch, and this is coming from me
i’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet, because this time you’re fired!
[verse 3: benson]
yes, i am a candy machine, that’s why my rhymes are f-cking sweet!
you work at the krusty cr-p, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat!
you slacker, stop holding that clarinet like it’s a godd-mn d-ld-!
face it: you’re g-y, it says it in your name, mr. tentacles
you’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
a mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing i fear
stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
now stop sucking spongebob’s d-ck and get back to work!

[verse 4: squidward]
what work? i’m not the one with a dispenser as a v-g-n-
you don’t belong in a cartoon, you belong in a fast food diner!
i’ll beat you to death, your glass head will shatter!
i would ink you till you’re blind, but i have control over my bladder
i’m under the sea, you’re just some washed-up t-rd
i’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you were on say that word!
take anger management, and stop yelling you’re making my ears bleed!
and those rhymes you spat are just like your job, plain sh-tty!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic! you’re fired! cartoon made rap battles!

- cmrb

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