letra de freddy fazbear vs cartman. rap battle - cmrb

[intro: eric cartman (littleflecks)]
oh my god guys, fnaf is real! goddammit fnaf is real! aaaaah! oh ok
[verse 1: eric cartman (littleflecks)]
hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, assh0l-?
you sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul!
i’ve not seen a furry enforce this much (lore)law, since paw patrol!
i’ll get all up inside this robot like, i am awesome-o
maybe i can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man?
you wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda animatronic scooby gang bang
tell that bonnie creep and sl-tty chica pushing the same b-tton sequence doesn’t equal a f-cking decent game he’s secretly that
purple freak cuz cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean, and if he f-cks with me then chuck e. cheese can suck on a big pizza deeeeez. sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. bring in all your robo-hoes. and after i un-screw you guys, i’m going home
[verse 2: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)]
bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny, i think you’d improve if you’d be left to be a rotten carcus
oh, don’t bother starting any other, any other rap i’ve starred in i have won it, cartman!
yeah i’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman! your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked. it’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler! don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps ‘cuz i cannot be burned, b-tch! i always have comebacks. (aghh!)
[verse 3: eric cartman(littleflecks)]
no freddy! this is my hip-hop fight!
your creator and i, have more in common than you’d like
we’re both rock hard christians!
our pockets became deeper!
however i don’t actually take issue with g-y people! (so)
enduring your rapping, (f-ck you!)
is more d-mn tragic! (kyle!)
than your backstory! (god d-mnit!)
before and afton! (mom!!)
i’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-t-rd!
(kyle: (littleflecks) oh my god! you k!lled freddy!)
wha what, shut the f-ck up kyle!
[verse 4: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)]
u mad, p-ssy? you can’t leave a scratch on me
can’t ya see? you’re just living out another fantasy
oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor? (b-tch!) beware im known to bite harder on (k)night guards! figurin’ out my backstory is d-mn hopeless
get close and i’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz-(tolkiens)tokens!
you’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone and it has you so mad and moronic, and your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an animatronic, i got it! (gregory: (jessebox)freddy! is your power low, how have you not demolished him?] [rockstar freddy: (???)gregory. please. respect. my. authority.] i have a better idea, how to k!ll this filthy gremlin, take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention

- cmrb

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