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letra de guy fawkes vs the joker - cidisswo

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guy fawkes
versus
the joker
begin

guy fawkes:
en garde! drop your weapons, joker
your one and only purpose is to be mediocre
protested protestants, now i live on through anonymous
you’re the villain always thwarted by his lack of competence!
these days you’re an incel icon. your edgy humor’s shock jock
guess one of your lines is “guy fawkes sucks guy c-cks!”
i spit in your face with acid; it’s like v for vatman
we know who wins between a masked man and this madman!
you’ll be beaten like i’m keaton against you, jack napier
try dumb rap games, you’ll have one bad day with my rapier
the k!lling joke comes when i murder a jester so hideous
and get the last laugh to ask, “why so serious?”

joker:
jeez, the rap battle community thinks this loser could beat me?
no no, you complete me, and i keep f-cking you up completely!
a pious man? you got notoriety from piety and devotion!
that’s a fiery “we live in a society” moment!
my cronies crush your crew like the english crown
hanging with that crowd left you hanging in a crowd! by now
who wants to remember a dull holiday in november?
at least thanksgiving has black friday and food with family members!
this jerk can’t work a fire, now he gets fireworks
to give the plot a better ending, smarter people should be hired first!
you fell to h-ll and once a year at night, england taunts your plight
how does it feel to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
guy fawkes:
i went by john johnson; your skin went michael jackson
i’ll whack a whackjob mob boss like the irs on tax month
you got a spermy face, maybelline and snot-green hair
you’d never live a normal life ’cause gotham would just stop and stare!
and what’s up with that wonka suit? you really call that class?
that sh-t gives me a laughing fit harder than your laughing gas!
destroying joker over james was the best outcome to pan out
as a film psycho, much like barbara, you no longer stand out

joker:
you’ll eat crow bars like a red robin hood when bam!
even the bat version of zorro gets outfoxed by my plans!
i fought flyers; you can’t c-ckfight from a cut off p-n-s!
between fawkes and i, joaquin made me the better phoenix!
when it comes to crime, the clown prince usurps your parliament!
striking fear into the king to hurt them more than harley quinn!
no one gives a fawk for this guy when failure’s his legacy
i’m always wanted, this time for arson from burning you like an effigy!

outro:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide

cidisswo rap…
-a grenade being thrown-
-the grenade explodes-
-joker laughs-
uhh… rap battles

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