letra de b666 - bob welch
aquarius
there’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
fill that void in your life by playing whack-a-mole seventeen hours a day
pisces
try to avoid any virgos or leos with the ebola virus
you are the tru lord of the dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
aries
the look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to meryl streep
taurus
you will never find tru happiness – what you gonna do, cry about it?
the stars predict tomorrow you’ll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
that’s your horoscope for today (that’s your horoscope for today)
that’s your horoscope for today
that’s your horoscope for today (that’s your horoscope for today)
that’s your horoscope for today
gemini
your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
cancer
the position of jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver’s test
leo
now is not a good time to photocopy your b-tt and staple it to your boss’s face, oh no
eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry quik
virgo
all virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent – except for you
expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
that’s your horoscope for today (that’s your horoscope for today)
that’s your horoscope for today
that’s your horoscope for today (that’s your hor
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