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letra de the infamous credit card (skit) - black hattitude

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cashier: next please

scholar: yeah, i want a artscroll gemara, a metsuda siddur, one of them, uh, pirkei avos over there…and, uh…like, maybe one of them “all for the boss” jobs….uh… give me a path of the just and a r’ chaim in stencil

cashier: will that be all sir

scholar: yeah! i almost forgot! let me get a black hat-tude cd

chashier: oh, i’m sorry sir. we’re all sold out of those-

scholar: what do you mean you’re all sold out of those?

cashier: they went on sale this morning, sir, and uh…we’re sold out

scholar: you sure did sell out! i need my hatt-tude cd, or i’ll go wacko! imma like serious here!

cashier: i-i’m sorry sir. i’m-i’m sorry sir, we’re all sold out

scholar: -sighs-

-cash register rings-

cashier: that will be $149.33. how will you be paying for this?

scholar: do you take plastic?

cashier: sir, we only take cash or credit-

scholar: that’s what i said, do you take plastic?

cashier: -exasperated- yes. we take plastic

scholar: -searching for credit card and mumbling- um…let me see…um…uh…-mumbles incoherently- can’t seem to find it….

force: bam!!!

- black hattitude

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