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letra de illipsis vs. dysfunctional - beastmode battles

[round 1: dysfunctional]
i said, you named yourself ‘illipsis’
you know, the arrangement of dots
with the indication to stop
or to have a break in a thought
bro you do understand that, technically your name is a pause?
but pepe gave you me, i bet you nervous
went from getting smoked by xqz, to getting the less cool version
but xqz k!lled you, now you claim you still the greatest
been losing steam for a while now, your fame’s disintegrating
so i’d be lying, if i said this gave me inspiration
star wars intro: ’cause in a way illipsis fading
listen, f-cking revenge of the nеrds
i bet you took a chinese philosophy coursе and the only lesson you learned is what to use for the end of your third
you’re not lyrical just ’cause you quote history and then claim your stuff is clever
he’s got a copy of art of war on his hardwood floor with the pages stuck together
imagine you and smack: easily lists off one of your attributes as useless facts
but let me paint the picture for you
it’s an episode i watched of ruin your day
the whole squad is in the cut: illmac, avo even the saurus opted in for once
someone in the chat suggests illipsis and my only thought is, “this is rough”
one round in it turned from watch into, “let’s watch a different one”
bro you are not a threat
just ’cause when you spit punch the crowd gotta pull out textbooks like, “will this material be on the test?”
in case any fans of him are listening
help me understand your pill addiction
’cause i’ve never heard anyone say, “d-mn it’s sick illipsis
how you can plan to spit some writtens about the f-cking spanish inquisition!”
but you broke down ddss by creating acronyms of it and it all sounded like a f-cking filler verse
so please in this match don’t do something similar
you’re not even the best on the west, so why illipsis fronting
pigsty with body clown it’s charlie brown – go head to head with pig pen and kid gets dusted
you can write but have no other accepted traits
that’s why you always drop the ball when you go against the greats
it’s been a while since we’ve seen you elevate or take any steps to change
that’s the problem with only having a pen: it’s harder to correct mistakes
see there’s a pair of options: you can either be at your best and don’t die, which is barely possible
or you could be at your best and still die if you rap about aaron all the tools
i’m saying either way for you it’s uphill like how our parents got to school
we can make this a home game for you and it would still end up violent
even in vancouver he’d be kissing the pavement like the stanley cup riots
but it’s just gun this, gun that like those wag bars are your only tactic
but the sad part is when you light that spark
you don’t even hear a clap start, like bro it’s tragic
remember the imbalance pass from matt barnes, how kobe acted?
the sh-t’s the same because in the game you act hard and get no reaction
but you came from bc hoping to do some damage on the road
i find it funny you claim your home is in van, but you look like you turned your van into your home
picks up chicks at the club and they’ll get in his ride
and after a while is set in the drive
she lets out the heaviest sigh, like “are we there yet?”
and he pulls over quickly like, “baby we’ve already arrived”
trust me i bet that sh-t is sick bro
i mean, who else can claim their house was made with tinted windows
but he was feeling mad comfortable here, because to him traveling was no issue
because every game’s a home game when you bring your home with you
[round 1: illipsis]
so pepe wants to give dysfunctional a push… he had to qualify that
so i said off a bridge? he said no, to the mainstream… that’s getting compromised fast
really thought he could crack a few end of the year lists – didn’t he just get bodied by a flag?
and now we in the cell facing the music – should have known he’d never be in that spotify wrapped!
but see this matchup was locked right before my xqz battle had dropped
then i had a feeling that it’d be really tragic to watch
it came out and now the fans questioning and if i even actually lost
(appreciate you both)
bear in mind, deal coming around some bulls, say chicago steven packed in my stock
and i get it too but like the five second rule, man i’m still eating even after a drop!
we got illipsis versus… uh… we got illipsis at home
the disrespect – how you give me my own off-brand, no-name, illegitimate clone
dysfunctional? man, that sh-t is a joke!
like, you see how it’s really a code for the limits to growth
his lack of ability shows you set the challenger up like mission control
only for the ship to explode
knowing he wasn’t built for this tight pressure or conditions this cold
you really thought i’d be his guide to the stars? now the kitchen is closed
translation: he retired for plates and either way i’m in michelin mode
even as ghosts sure to drop, this ain’t medicinal smoke
been working on curry sauce: you see the drip on the goat?
you’re too basic and beta in your delivery, bro
it’s like a c plus
plus, i beat chumps up and i could write a sequel with these pythons: i really live by the code
he ain’t equipped for a programmer, so i’ll script it in pro
see the blade, seal his face – it ain’t a kiss from a rose
i can’t tell if you were trying to be a miniature rone or a mini charron
you don’t have to worry about the copyright infringement ’cause bro built for anonymity like an invisibility cloak
you low profile, had to raise the kid on my own
but you can’t sit on this throne, now you getting dropped at a love price like the infinity stone
scratch that – upon reflection i could come up with a gem off the vision alone
who said this guy beats me?
bet it’s all mouth behind these screens like ytv
this is child’s play to me!
and b-tch i’ve been in the zone
wait for this to upload on the dark web once i tore his domain
and that’s a double because you could browse the dark web if dot tor is domain
no, that’s a triple – because they booked me in the dot, just a tourist domain
where you can choose your own adventure, but the story won’t change!
tore his dome? nah, it’s more than just a proxy war with bro
he ain’t here, but saurus know
i show heart in the ring, i could hang corazon
you’ve been a lame, jupiter’s claim
hold your horses bro
bring the wrong presence i’m snapping on the set, now gordy’s home
am i sorry? nope!
you’re a f-cking chimp at dunder mifflin
a hundred million using typewriters couldn’t come up with this sh-t
he tried aping my craft, but there’s a subtle difference
between this gorilla warfare and that monkey business
careful what your wish is; a monkey’s paw could seal the deal
had some sh-t like banana clips, have them slipping but didn’t see the appeal
from east van to the east coast you can see nat going beast mode
now ‘lips coming to stop all that dysfunctional talk: i’m a teach man like a speech coach
he’ll go, try convince himself that his death had counted
you were trying to make funko pop
now we in a f-cking box and somehow still he got a big head about it
so it’s back on the shelf, you were happy to help
but it really hurt him inadvertent with that dysfunctional push?
yeah, it isn’t working
that’s one!
[round 2: dysfunctional]
i’m not threatened by your words, jesse eisenberg
like listen to the schmuck
you look like you’d get upset if someone wasn’t lyrical enough
like “come on man, it’s not real rap if you can’t rhyme seven syllables at once”
but he raps like an english major but when it comes to the crowd then he is doomed
makes sense that ill-literate because he doesn’t know how to read the room
but you told chilla jones, “i’m getting hands on with the goats, i get to play like it’s a petting zoo”
this guy’s something; i was getting hands on too – with the unsubscribe b-tton
i understand it was king of the dot, but it was the fact that you’re on it
with the way they invested in you i bet they got sore pockets
because it’s true that at one point you gave the north promise
but the views on youtube it’s clear that yours dropping
because once they cl!cked on illipsis, they realized there was more options
you always play new pockets
you always claim you talk different, like that means you have good writtens
but it’s just because every luck given
was right place right time and you didn’t conform to that hood image
you were spoon fed everything, while i’ve been rocking the room full of people who
usually cook with it
you were rushed on every card
i was shoved on every bar – the push different!
you know the best way one could describe this f-cking thug in disguise?
i saw a video titled spoken word poetry battle with him in it… and i wasn’t surprised
bro we get it you’re a white nerd do you present it for a crutch?
i watched you versus isaac knox, and swear my credit score went up
you just spit up science and historical facts
but your flow has got to change to a slow hypnotic rate
if you want to brainwash these people into thinking your name should be shown among the greats
but hey, this guy really puts the pen in ‘overcompensate’
i wanted to battle the best pen in canada so they brought illipsis out
only because it’d be weird if i came up here and started talking to myself
i’ve been catching bodies, no matter the league i know the fans are listening
gaining respect after every k!ll like a san andreas mission
so if you want a brawl, you can die sooner
nice jab but i stick with the hook like sly cooper
you battled the saurus, and mentioned the bechdel test
and i was like, “yep, definite virgin.”
but ask him and he’s like “no, i’m just deathly allergic of having s-x with a person”
want to know what rhymes with ‘he is different’?
veganism
he doesn’t even buy processed food, or if a corporation runs a profit from the product
he doesn’t even buy bagged milk – he prefers to get his straight “from the almond”
i get it, you care about the wildlife, that’s completely understandable
but that’s just the same – they want to see if you’re a good product, so you’re getting tested on an animal
see i don’t hate vegan culture just the way that they bragging
like the fact that you don’t eat animals means you’re saving the planet
see that superiority complex bled into this scene
which is why you think you’re top five canadians at it
you probably think kotd is the top league just because it was made by organik
but you were doing some classic sh-t in van
but best pen? you dropping that title to an a1 opponent like the match with skrilla cam
it’s a torch passion in your hands, so go sit your ass up in the stands
became a vegan, now he’s treated… like a sacrificial lamb!
time!
[round 2: illipsis]
dysfunctional… insufferable!
i have never seen a face this punchable!
my guy got on cam, rapped for six minutes, at no point did he seem a single bit
comfortable
dawg, you deliver verses like you just remembered you ain’t rehe-rs- them yet
all circumspect, turn events to dash cam footage of a nervous wreck
this isn’t working, i mean dysfunctional, baby… what do you got, some kind of birth defect?
he said no, but for him this is the perfect test
he facing certain death
sure, i guess
then for me it’s a routine exam: wasn’t even concerned with dysfunction but figured it was worth the check
man we ain’t paid the same
they ain’t see promise there, like is he not aware?
i’ll get elite profit shares
and all his cards stay getting bounced like he beat solitaire
i watched the red flag battle
off a post that you made, dawg:
“sickest angle i’ve written, and a big risk hope that it paid off!”
pulled up the clip:
“imagine this lawyer, battle, when he goes to his day job!”
bro, hold the f-cking phone!
my bad 2008 called, i was expecting bro to talk
turns out he’s just a fan, too invested in caffeine
and this folger stock
you tried a little bit of everything, wound up with nothing really cold or hot
like goldilocks
bro my guy red riding hood and a huntsman is in town
square red flag washed: it’s a blood bathroom now
cthulhu treatment for spooky season; yes, some madness abounds
when you see i got the sauce, and i drain your hp – man, i really love crafting these rounds!
i heard that you had a classic i should have been here and here he’d k!lled him
now the mask off, like halloween over, and you’d be surprised at how fast his spirit leave the building
and this guy sucks this guy sucks and that’s it
he spit the best round of his life, i’ll leave like nothing happened
i’m fired up you will never rise from the ashes
my pen draw blood soon as i touch the canvas
he oblivious, yelling “this is my summer madness!”
meanwhile, i’ll be dropping something cold on cam for dysfunction like the ice bucket challenge!
i should ride up and smack him, who’d he beat to deserve me?
leonardo dicaprio: b-tch you’ve never been seen with a thirty!
i haven’t done it justice he said his gun snoops rag, how it blew flag
but what the f-ck’s this? bet your funders must wish that son would just quit
when he threatened the opponents that you pay for with a gun that sucks d-ck
that’s a bar heavy like mark henry
a big show, you aren’t ready
the f-ck is he talking?
he got a gun in the closet like r kelly
bro you were shooting your shot and it ricocheted
your gun blew flag? yeah, that’s pretty strange
that’s a threat alright… in a different way
i thought he was right in doja, and even his stick is g-y
so if he say he lift the ratchet? pass, don’t what a hint of that sh-t
if this a test for ill, i give asymptomatic
hair raising, like it’s a balloon on the arm – i’m really with the static
said i did ’em graphic
wake up call: imma end his dreams
kid was fantasising about a marshall mathers feature, and i went and got an m16
but best believe he got extensive schemes
spit the type of expensive heat where pepe lets him enter the events for free
like, let’s just be honest here
just so we’ve got it clear
you’re not bottom tier
you give more than just your time so you’re not volunteer
you are crowdfund-the-events-to-be-on-’em-tier
you are this-close-to-posting-bars-in-the-comments tier
they said i gotta leave earth for the trip, since ufo
now i’m feeling trapped by this card since they said yu-gi-oh
said i watched this dude promote? f-cking stupid, folks
like come on it’ll be worth the price of entry – you would know!
bro you charge your local talent doors, man that ain’t nice
that’s beating them down on a few levels, like ray rice
locals and out-of-towners deserve the same rights to take flight
who am i kidding? to be on the safe side, i make him pay twice

[round 3: dysfunctional]
his greatest weapon? his pen – i know, it isn’t surprising
but like it’s a problem, like he’s addicted to writing
imagine it’s a war and little illipsis is fighting
his squad is getting slaughtered – hundreds, maybe even millions are dying
he walks up to the sergeant with a strategy, like “sir, why don’t we try fighting the enemies with intricate rhyming?”
bro, homie’s an addict when it comes to multi-syllabics
his girl, nah? his family, nah? takes a lot to get the kid rattled
spit a one-syllable multi, he’ll f-cking fight you mid-battle
but he’s a great writer though, if i need a couple of rounds written, i just call his line
remember against red flag, ireland, or ivory coast? it was all this guy
who cares if you said trailer home just to see a chance to win a bet, dawg, it’s fine
or get laid to rest like lazy s-x, like, what’s on your mind?
no wonder homeskool got smoked when you were spitting those ungodly rhymes
they documented that school murder like bowling for columbine
yet, the idea that you’re overrated is a fallacy
f-ck xqz, i do think that battle leagues are apple trees
now actually, nat’s a dweeb
but this is beast mode, so i hope you learned how to adapt
they want to be entertained – now go home and research about what you rap
just watch a couple battles, figure out what gets this crowd to react
for me i feel no pressure, for you it’s geoguesser – you should have read the signs and figured out where you’re at
i hope you wrote your little heart out or you finna get dropped quick
i already got a red flag on my resume like ex convicts
so talk crazy to me, about how you aim and you squeeze
i don’t care if that sh-t is clever
it don’t sit right when it looks like you’ve never been in fist fights
so you can leave that sh-t where you came from, or this is ending with you in flight
you’ll get marked out at the door like parents measuring their kid’s height
big fan of star wars though, his favorite character: anakin skywalker
turn to battle rap and instead became panicked-and-shy-talker
i wanted to find something to roast you for, that was too embarrassing
then i heard you were in a crew called the zesty suspects, with womb – there it is
you are in a battle rap crew called the zesty suspects
aj is not in said crew and i bet he’s upset
the zesty suspects? that’s almost as gangster as the movies
next time, don’t be so subtle – just say you’re gonna shoot me
but you made fun of jaws for living in a houseboat
bro, that sounds dope
but i can count on one hand the amount of names that you’ve smoked
you can only progress and ban as far as they were taking you, bro
i mean at least jaws was able to ride a couple waves in his home
been on a steady decline though
all those people who used to think he’s sick now think he’s sh-t
jaws been on a houseboat, but your career has been a sinking ship
but you work in an office job this isn’t fake
so on your off time you write poetry about stakes and blades
but throw in a reference or two so that the people he works with relate
kathy from hr sees him in the break room
like, “natthew, i saw your last few, and i really enjoyed the one about interest rates.”
but battle rap his blood into his work life and it’s made him look dumb
now before he can give a presentation he gets the speakers hooked up and starts bumping shook ones
he calls business meetings some quality time with the homies
and responds to work emails with 100s and fire emojis
he tries to rap to ’em too and they claim it noxious
they sit there silent hoping and praying he stops it
so when you come here and get crickets because what you’re saying is dog sh-t
you can chalk it up to just another day at the office
time

[round 3: illipsis]
i said, it’s true!
battle rap has bled into my work life
coming here, i was debating the amount of coffins to buy
figure f-ck it, it i’ll just engrave your tombstone with my out-of-office reply
so “the bigger they are, the harder they fall” and “what doesn’t k!ll you makes you
stronger” – now honestly y’all
those are cliches to me, so i thought it was false, but it’s true: i’m still standing and he isn’t getting stronger at all!
f-ck a dysfunction, he already dead
better yet, i resurrect and k!ll him again with what i already said
ain’t in that spotify wrapped but if you read between the lines he’s still facing the music like a treble clef
i said, you see the drip on the goat? like curry sauce
your crew’s moss man, well that’s perfect dawg
that’ll get these f-cking herbs to stop
i ain’t heard a moss, but i circle moss
man i’ll murder moss like the permafrost
heard you robbed: a galaxy print, again, a coca-cola font cocaine shirt, and a battle… thug life
goldilocks: i was really up nights
and had that white girl testing until it’s just right
bear in mind, oh well i could keep going
because you know when i landed on that dysfunctional page i had to reload it
elite showing
you a geek who get on stage and read poems
i’m a demon – i sell souls and repo ’em
bro this guy’s goofy, it’s a night-and-day difference looks like a midnight to me
still leaving earth for the full clip, now it’s an in-flight movie
stupid, your highest highs i could pull vault him with ease
bro not in this league, no not in the least
it’s inglourious: basterd gets smoked off of the screen like the whole n-z- regime
how you compare the mona lisa to low quality memes
or more apropos: the goat to a broke wannabe me
doing slow comedy schemes
dysfunctional i know ’cause the show stopping when he get choke boxed and then beat
i float bobbing and weave
then he gets shut down with a combo: i control, alt, and delete!
to bring him back up to speed i would never have been a bully
but he thought this was the dysfunctional show, and now he standing by having technical difficulty!
to cap it all, i’ve got a phenom pen like a cambodian
he mad because he do one-on-one battles and can’t podium
get online, start to draft post and add sodium
can’t hear you over the sound of your stats lowering
and put up his own polls; none of the fans vote for him
now we on the quad doing laps trying to tag soderman
who put this shih tzu in the pit with a mad doberman
i don’t know, but for a plate you get your bell rung dog – it’s pavlovian!
man d got me really enraged
i put this pig in his place because he just played himself like nicholas cage
i get the point through his head, really stick in his brain
and his whole thinking had changed, like phineas gage
(look it up, that’s really insane!)
i mean, this is who they chucked for the king? he thought this was a coronation
but you’re mistaken seeing the same flaw in your new star, now the force awakens
for me it’s a short vacation and a mortgage payment
but he couldn’t read the room, had the brass pull strings not knowing i would win the way i orchestrated
so play your part, son don’t try me
i cut throats, quietly
you’s a b-tch, the tuning pitch
you one note, highkey
you don’t bring guns, you stu-stutter
you lift iron the clip buffer
you play war: chris tucker
i got his number and it’s six under
that’s a lot of ground, what is this covered
got a diss covered, i got this covered [?]
and the coroner will have dys covered because
he looked like ma’am [?] album art when he’s discovered
what i said was, i look down on him, i’m his big brother
put the evil eye on him, like i’m big brother
that’s a bad look, now his kin suffer
i turn your old followers into cliff jumpers like in midsommar
i’ve been cooking lately
got him looking crazy
should have told him to touch grass – now he pushing daisies
this dysfunctional push? it’s too late
i mean dysfunctional, out of order, got ’em put in this place
looks like you’re making a few rookie mistakes
because you’re gonna sleep forever and you will have to book them awake
it’s illipsis! vancity kingk!ller, i’m in business
you sh-t talk, i talk that sh-t – it’s a big difference!
good night!

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