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letra de i got my dick and balls stuck in a saxophone - basement guys

[verse 1]
we geekin’ off the wall and sh-t
bouncin’ down the hall
burned his mother ugly ass shawl
came home to taeghan in a sprawl
obedient, like my s-x doll
feelin’ spooky? b-tch, it’s fall
rollin’ up stacks, we rollin’ up stacks
bein’ a creep; we can’t go back
givin’ the streets a heart attack
your girl left for a cadillac
bro got beans, like his name is jack
i’m the québecian cat in the hat
he geekin’ “en tabarnak”
listen how my boy reacts
this beat got me deaf, and that’s facts
i put my d-ck in that black guy dax
tired of the way my boy acts
“têtes à claques”
i beat off jack black
this is my big step, uh huh
josh too white for a pepper, huh
my carpet made from a leopard, huh
pay your taxes with my sweater
call up teresa when we geekin’
“h-llo, this is the bas-m-nt guys speaking!”
“i think nate got my assh0l- leaking”
hide the kids, i think taeghan’s freaking
somebody call mika, i think tomasso’s sneaking
witness the bas-m-nt guys peaking
[verse 2]
natenate sleeping
taeghan p-ss, taeghan p–poo
said he needs me; imma lube you
when i’m done, you’re screaming “googoo”
goochie goochie goo, i’ll take your lil’ labubu
josh, you look like a jujube
nate’s over here fl!cking his nunu
mark smells just like p–poo
his vision is warped, cause his wife says “moo moo”
all i’m smelling is sh-t
this grading is ass, mark, take a hint
taeghan gave me a blumpkin
went to nate’s front door, he dropped his pumpkin
t-dog sounds more like jake
he’s yellow; that’s jaundice, i’ll still eat that cake
nate’s got a cute pouch
all up in his ass, yeah, on the jouch
josh sittin’ in the back screaming “ouch”
taeghan, you’re next, you better watch out
b00boo, nana, nana
nate’s p-ssy tastes just like pasta

[verse 3]
ragebaiting nate; i’m the master
ruby, f-ck you
nate’s b-lls smell like they’re fifty
don’t buy any condoms from thrifty’s
fill him up with holes, like spongebob
josh a misogynist; he gave me a massage
he got a gay p-rn mag’ straight from loblaws
pallet stun his mom
nate’s backshots on p-rnhub.com
tomasso used laxitives; droppin’ a bomb
he locked in my bas-m-nt, like black phone
i got my d-ck and b-lls stuck in a saxophone
nate got hard so josh cracked his bone
“erm, tomasso, name your layers”
i swear that i make josh gayer
my foreskin’s massive, like the low-taper
why would i tape her? i barely even know her
my d-ck ain’t a grower or a shower
nate’s foreskin caught in a zippy
josh got cheese, and it’s kinda drippy
[verse 4]
you know you’re really grippy
f-cked you last week, you already miss me
went up to you and asked you to rank me zero to ten
and you said “a fifty”
nate said he wanted my shaft, just like shifty
taeghan bent over, now i gotta spiffy
broke his back in, like rick; now he’s shwifty
pulled down nate’s pants; now i’ve got a stiffy

[verse 5
my teacher smell real sh-tty
pour up faz-lean then get in the truck (don’t crash)
shut up, i don’t give a f-ck
josh meat slippery, he’s out of luck
i’m in the bathroom, i’m gonna guck
nate keeps calling me; i don’t wanna f-ck (-laughing-)
josh, stop laughing; this ain’t funny
i’m gonna do you like ted bundy
konst’ suckin’ feet at the femboy meet-&-greet
nate on his knees every night, yeah, he’s greetin’ meat
tomasso got sloppy pizza on his bedsheets
nate bent over then xym did a quick beat
f-ck josh, he made the beat
if my b-lls were in your hand what would you do?
[verse 6]
i’m finna do a song with somebody that doesn’t wipe
i’d turn into chris breezy if nathaniel was my wife
leave t’s assh0l- exhausted just like it vaulted with lithe
haley’s never seen “annie,” guess she’s got a hard-knock life
“f-ck ruby, eat booty;” that’s nate’s motto
call me jhameson, “no more tacos”
call me tomasso, “my name’s tomasso”
put his name at the end of “tomato, ‘toh-mah-toh'”
nate’s nudes got leaked; i just hit the lotto’
got forty-one gold, more than el dorado
grab a knife, then peel an avocado
grab the pit, then shove it up my assh0l-
then i put my d-ck in a sprite can
might f-ck around and do a line then f-ck around and do a tight man
walk inside a public library and jerk my sh-t with my right hand
grab lloyd by the f-ckin’ b-tthole and throw him in my white van
olivia f-cks with marvel rivals, i won’t play it, out of spite
‘ghan, f-ck you, go take a hike
burn down nate’s house; fazbear frights
like dbd, go say goodnight
gonna make it rain, like my name’s dwight
haley asked me “are they done?” not quite
feel my wrath in luca’s b-tt, like i’m blight
happy birthday, say two times, “alright”
will i sh-t in nate’s mouth? sh-t, i might
i’ve got fred on my belt
eat a confusing cheese melt
told evann, “it’s f-ck how you felt”
i don’t know how my name is spelt
i’ll skin ruby, then wear her pelt
guckin’ my sh-t, like miguel
using one hand, like odell
like kankan, you’re going to h-ll
h’ and e’ watchin’ hazbin hotel
pull back taeghan’s cheese, “what’s that smell?”
let’s wrap this sh-t up; babybel

- basement guys

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