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letra de applause parody - bart baker

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remember when i used to not totally suck?
my songs and videos were not pretentious and f-cked up.
but then i lost my d-mn mind, now i am in a bird cage.
i’ve gone completely mad, i’m totally batsh-t insane.

[bridge]
i combined art and pop and made a flop,
don’t let your children watch this,
it will scare the poor things sh-tless.
i need attention constantly,
[miley cyrus portrayed by bart baker] same with me!
[amanda bynes portrayed by shane dawson] and me!
[justin bieber portrayed by bart baker] and me, swag! [spits on ground]

i’ve covered myself in blood,
i’ve worn a meat dress,
i’ve even convinced the world i had a p-n-s.
my whole career is built on horrible gimmicks,
instead of focusing on making good music.
all the stuff i do is for the fame,
like making a whole cd exploiting the gays.

i think i’m god’s gift to the human race
now watch me smear random sh-t all over my face

i try way too hard to be seen as artistic
but it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
one second i’m a woman suddenly i am a swan
you have no freakin’ idea how many drugs i am on
(a lot)

i am the definition of egotistic
she’s right i just looked it up and it shows her pic
i’m so conceited and smug i eat my own sh-t
then i wash it down with a gl-ss of gaga p-ss

everyone clap for me
yes that is it!
now you’re all under my spell i am a fame witch!

[backup dancers] gaga you’re amazing, a true genius.
and nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless.

[gaga] yes, it’s working.
i’m transforming, into a true fame monster!
soon i will rule all the earth.

[male backup dancer] hey look, isn’t that madonna?

[madonna] gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause.
she is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly.
i was the first attention wh-r-.
now it’s time to end this war!

look at my magical jugs they’ll see you free.
stop giving gaga your love.
save it for me.

[gaga] don’t listen to madonna! keep on clapping.

[male backup dancer] actually we’ve had enough, you’re getting boring.

[madonna] the whole world’s sick of you, check this headline.

[female backup dancer] your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.

[madonna] sorry gaga, you’re through.

[gaga] no this can’t be!
please, i am begging all you, do not ignore me!
oh no, what’s happening?

- bart baker

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