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letra de gmodded life - baliano

[intro]
uh-huh
mm-hmm
okay
yuh, yuh

[verse 1]
today i’m coming at you
with just an interesting thought
what if garry’s mod was real
let’s just give that some forethought
well there’s a lot of things that i’d do
you’d probably think that i’m insane
like put my ex-girl in ram-ranch and give her a gucci cowgirl hat
i’d tie a monkey to a chair
attach a thousand balloons
see how high it can go
before the sun burns him up
he’d descend as a black skeleton
burnt to a dry crisp
i’d put him in my family’s stir fry
and tell my kids it’s well-done bacon

[verse 1]
this song is about garry’s mod
go download chasing ainsley
it’s the best thing you’ll ever see
i promise it’ll change
your whole perspective
your whole dimension
your whole lifеstyle convention
he’s a big fat hеad
and he chases you around
he can’t be k!lled
he smites you dead
with force to spin the world around
for real, he makes me rage
ainsley harriot is an african chef
turns my bones into rice krispy
he’s got me tweaking on meth
just to cope with the fact that i can’t freaking k!ll him and it blows
i’m tweaking on meth
i’m tweaking on meth
i’m tweaking on meth
i’m tweaking on meth
i’m tweaking on meth
[verse 2]
if garry’s mod was real, i would never have to be hungry
i’d sp-wn some cows into my world
and milk them really really hard
i would make three-foot waffles
chocolate chips the size of hands
with eight pounds of b-ttery syrup, my saliva would be running down my chin
i would sp-wn in a robo-wife
i would name her robo wife
i would kiss my robo-wife
i would taste my robo-wife
then i’d have children with my robo-wife
commit tax-fraud with my robo-wife
i would shoot my robo-wife
i’d o to court for my robo-wife

[chorus]
he’s famous for saying
“give your meat a good old rub”
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley

he’s famous for saying
“give your meat a good old rub”
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley
no matter what i do
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley

no matter what i do
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley

no matter what i do
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley
i can’t k!ll ainsley

[verse 3]
as you all can see, i wish garry’s mod was real
so i could have all that i want
and k!ll my step-dad
my step-dad would discipline me with nothing but a wooden spoon
but now i could discipline him
with a pair of rainbow jeans
i don’t know what i’m talking about anymore but i think i’m becoming passionate
i should stop imagining these things
before i try to make them become true
let me say one more thing
before i drop this big mic
and that one thing is going to be
i passed two kidney-stones yesterday
yuh!

- baliano

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